* "Mulder the G-man" *
 

Mulder the G-man,
was a very seeking soul
With sardonic jokes and a quite nice nose,
plus two sideburns and a mole

When Mulder the G-man’s,
sister left he was a wreck
And with Scully’s luck
she was horrorstruck at an implant in her neck
 

There must have been conspiring
in Apartment 42
For right before the two locked lips,
a bee stung her in lieu
Then Mulder the G-man
saved her ass as usual
But CSM knows what keeps him on his toes,
and then Fox will play the fool

Still Mulder the G-man
seeks the truth in every way
Know whate’er goes wrong,
Fox M. won’t be long-
he’ll be back again Sunday!

Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump,
look at Mulder go

Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump,
through the whole X-Files show!!