Written Date: October 22, 1999

Songwriter's Notes: "This song is written from Mulder's P.O.V., so that's why instead of 'Fowley', this song has 'Diana'. But if you want, you can replace it with Fowley, 'cause it still works. Later in the song, it's written from Fowley's P.O.V. and then to x-philes's P.O.V., then back to Mulder's P.O.V. It's about Fowley, mostly and how Mulder feels about her. Enjoy, and Trust No One."
 

* "Liar, Liar" *
 

1, and, 2, and, 3, and 4, and
1, and, 2, and, 3, and 4, and
1, and, 2, and, 3, and 4, and
1, and, 2, and, 3, and 4, and

Goodbyye my eX, you've messed up again,
You can go to hell, with your Syndiii-cate friends
You've gotten off so easy, so many times,
But I guess no one told you, you should GET A LIFE!

I'm not so miis-lead, like I was before
I got someone new, much better than you
She's the ooonly, one I can trust
Di-ana, would you, get OUTTA MY LIFE!
 

*CHORUS*
He-ey Diana, you're nuthin' but a liar, liar
I'd like to gag, whenever I SEE YOU!
He-ey Diana, you're just a back stabber, stabber
Straight to hell for you, is the de-sti-na-tion
He-ey Diana, you're such a traitor, traitor
Another chance? well, NOT THIS TIME!
'Cause of you, I gone totally insaaane to
rehabilitate in a gown with padded waaalls
I'D LIKE TO KILL YA!
 

Ya' thought I was so needy, so easy to fool
Just like that, you popped back intooo my life
Then backstabbed me and went oooff to CSM
I know all you are is an UGLY, OLD, LIAR!
 

(In Fowley's P.O.V.)
Trust me, I wouldn't lie to you,
You've got to trust me FoX, you know it's the only way
I'm the only one, who would ever understand.
 

(In X-Philes P.O.V.)
Ho, Ho, that's all you are, Fowley
You're a worthless bitch to 'Philes
You can't talk your way out of this one, Fowl
We see how it is and....
ALL X-PHILES THINK YOU SHOULD DIE, FOWLEY DIE!!!
 

*Repeat Chorus*
 

I'D LIKE TO KILL YA,
I'D LIKE TO KILL YAAA,

GET OUT OUTTA MY LIFE!