* "Fowley Got Run Over By A U-fo" *
 

CHORUS:
Fowley got run over by a U-fo,
heading home to her house Xmas Eve
You could say there’s no such thing as ETs,
but as for Mr. Mulder, he believes.
 

She’d been drinking Mulder’s OJ,
and he begged her not to go
But just before her visitation,
she just staggered out the door into the snow

When Scully found her Xmas morning,
at the scene of the attack
After smelling Mulder’s OJ,
angrily she left her lying on her back
 
*REPEAT CHORUS

Back in the FBI building,
Scully told Fox the "bad" news
And although he was quite saddened,
he was happy she’d be there to cure his blues
 
*REPEAT CHORUS

Now, we’re all so proud of Mulder,
he’s been feeling real happy
Sitting in there watching porno,
drinking beer and having fun with Miss Scully

Fowley got run over by a U-fo,
heading home to her house Xmas Eve
You could say there’s no such thing as good luck,
but as for Agent Scully, she believes