My Favorite Humor Stories

Sometimes I just need a good chuckle. And if Mulder, Scully, and sometimes a little romance get involved, who am I to complain?


In Alphabetical Order by Title of Work
Title of Work Author Summary Rating/Size Date Added
Adjustments Tokeya Mulder reflects on the challenges of married life and the mystery of how to keep the music playing. PG-13. 18K. September 21, 1999.
Chris Carter's Nightmare Sarah Kiley Chris Carter has dropped The X-Files for bigger fish and now it's being run by a couple of Philes who are bent on pleasing the other Philes in the world... R. 56K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Even Doves Have Pride II
**Sequel to "Even Doves Have Pride" found in Smut Recs
bugs The moment of truth has arrived for Mulder and he's suffering from some anxiety. (There's also a PG-13 version available, but why in the world would anyone skip the smut?) bugs' FanFic NC-17. 33K. July 25, 1999.
Excuse Me, or Montezuma's Revenge Swenglish & Karoshi This story is in bad taste containing tasteless references to Mulder's bathroom habits. (You know, the premise to this story was not one I found attractive in the least...but it is so finely and humorously done that I'm *thrilled* I read it.) PG-13. 63K. November 1, 1999.
Fight the Boredom: The ZZZ-Files edromia@concentric.net A brilliant parody of The Beginning. PG. 15K. September 21, 1999.
Germ Warfare: A Sick Fic Suzanne Schramm & Terma99 What if Mulder and Scully were already involved? What if Mulder left for ten days? What if Scully missed him *a lot*? What if Mulder came home with a cold? What then? Huh? Huh? Suzanne Schramm's FanFic; Terma99's FanFic NC-17. 38K. August 18, 1999.
Good Vibrations Lysandra Mulder discovers Scully's stash. NC-17 (I personally would give it an "R" rating). 59K. January 30, 2000.
A Hacker's Tale; Mulder's Tale; Scully's Tale Madeleine Partous A trilogy of how two FBI agents finally made it happen, along with some inadverdent help from a "troll." R. 68K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Hair Of the Dog Magdeleine and Brynna Mulder has a bad hair day. Magdeleine's FanFic; Brynna's FanFic PG-13. 31K. October 1, 1999.
Iced Tea Plausible Deniability Don't you hate it when you're trying to masturbate at work and the object of your desire keeps calling and interrupts you? Inspired by, and companion piece to, Romana Clef's "Diet Coke" and "Diet Pepsi." Plausible Deniability's FanFic NC-17. 20K. July 23, 1999.
It Ain't Easy Being Green Trixie Mulder's thoughts from the rubber room. Trixie's FanFic PG. 9K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
The Lexicon Of Scully Lysandra Ever since Kroner, Mulder just can't seem to keep his cool around Scully. NC-17. 36K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Loose Ends Lara Silver Dark humor. Scully is dying, but before she goes, she's going to tie up some loose ends in Mulder's life--basically, kill off anyone who's ever dared to hurt her man. R. 31K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Lying In Wait Rachel Howard Mulder and Scully have to share a motel room while they contemplate not-so-pure thoughts about each other. Humor and UST galore. They are both so very attractive in this competent writer's hands, though their fantasies alas remain unfulfilled--at least, in this story. But the NC-17 rating is for Mulder's...uh...solo excursion. NC-17. 29K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Melvin's Turning Forty MoJoBer Mulder's got something special planned for an anniversary...a quite unique anniversary, I think. MoJoBer's FanFic NC-17. 43K. August 19, 1999.
The Mulder Show Sister Moon Mulder and Scully are under surveillance in their little basement office; Krycek and Fowley observe. R. 12K. July 13, 1999.
Mystery Date Jill Selby Meet the many faces of Scully's Mulder... Jill Selby's FanFic PG-13. 15K. August 25, 1999.
The Road To Cucamonga syn A burgler makes an attempt at Apartment 42, but stumbles upon two FBI agents instead... PG-13. 15K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Rumination On Dead Cows Lilith Short piece resulting from Scully's autopsy of twenty dead cows: Mulder, Scully, and Fowley POV. PG-13. 23K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Salinas Alloway A winter cold finally gives Scully her chance to mess with Mulder's head. PG. 9K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Slippery Slope Rachel Anton Mulder and Scully discuss current events. NC-17. 23K. July 20, 1999
A Survey To 'God' Jennifer Stoy Stoy presents a short witty piece in which our favorite X-Files characters answer a survey about fan fiction. PG-13. 11K. October 14, 1999
Tongue Tied Sheryl Martin Mulder makes the most important speech of his life... Sheryl Martin's FanFic PG. 4K. July 21, 1999
The Totally Useless Audio Files Amanda Finch Mulder and Scully are under constant surveillance and boy, wouldn't they feel foolish if they knew it... PG. 13K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
The Totally Useless Surveillance Files Amanda Finch Sequel to The Totally Useless Audio Files. Mulder and Scully are under constant surveillance by the Cigarette Smoking Man and two bumbling Men In Black; Agents Dickerson and Darin. PG. 62K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
Truth Or Dare Jaime Greco Mulder and Scully look for ways to pass the time during a late night stake out. PG. 8K. October 5, 1999.
Voices In The Mind Susanne Barringer Mulder seeks help for the voices in his head. Susanne Barringer's FanFic NC-17. 22K. July 21, 1999
The Way I Saw It Jaime Lyn Three POVs: Scully, Mulder, and Fowley. The Fowl is resentful because of the way Mulder worships Scully, Scully is ready to kick both of their asses (she doesn't see the worship), and Mulder gets beaten up when attempting to defend Scully's honor. Jaime Lyn's FanFic R. 219K. Prior to July 8, 1999.
The Wrong Arm Of the Law Terma99 Scully utilizes a few of those "Doctor skills" on her hospitalized partner's not-so-little problem. NC-17. 18K. December 23, 1999.




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