Maybe you already have all the stuff on this page. In that case, my kudos to you--you should be working on your own darn site. But anyway, these are just little things that I have collected during my many surfing expeditions, so enjoy!

The X-Files Font  How can a Phile not have this font? It's a must!

The X-Files Drinking Game  Best for when you're watching a marathon with friends. You can get toasted and watch X-Files! Although, I wouldn't recommend any of the mythology episodes, or ones that require extra brain power.

The X-Files Midi  Okay, so it's not the most sophisticated sound you'll ever have coming out of your computer. It's still fun to listen to when you're in that mood for a little X-Files.

"Lean On Me" Video Promo  This is for any and every Shipper out there. It is a BBC trailer to promote the start of a new season of X-Files. Includes scenes from episodes set to the tune "Lean On Me." This is a zipped file. If you don't have any means of extracting zipped files, download shareware PKZip at PKWare. It's a fantastic program, and you'll use it a lot more in the future for other cool things. 1.84 MB/ 30 seconds / .avi zipped

The Springfield Files Transcript  This link will bring you to a full transcript of the episode of "The Simpsons" that guest-starred DD and GA as Agents Mulder and Scully, courtesy of Tiny Dancer's X-Files Episode Guide.

Celebrity Deathmatch: Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny vs. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, Transcript  Totally hilarious "episode" of Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV. For those of you who don't have cable or for whatever reason have never heard of it, it's a claymation that pits celebrities against each other and have them fight to the death. Want to see if our favorite F.B.I. agents can hold their own against the Men In Black? Read this! Courtesy of Tiny Dancer's X-Files Episode Guide.

MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch It's here! The Real Video version of the claymation deathmatch between our intrepid duo and the men in black. Special thanks and cyber brownies go to Valeria Dieguez for alerting me to where I could find this gem! DD is wonderfully wimpy, and GA is hilariously indifferent. Unfortunately, it cuts off the part we want to see most at the end, so you'll just have to read about what happens in the transcript. Of course, if we ever =do= see Mulder and Scully kissing, I'd rather see DD and GA go at it than some claymation replicas! *g* You have to be online in order to view this video, as well as have RealPlayer, of course. Courtesy of The X-Files por S.A.E.X. 68 bytes/ 4 minutes/ .ram

The MEX Files  Very cute little skit featuring cartoon Scully, Mulder, and the Taco Bell dog. I received this in an email; it's a "Message Mate." Feel free to download it and email it to all the X-Philes you know!

Memento Mori: The Kiss That Almost Was  A kiss on the lips was experimented by DD & GA, but the official episode used the kiss on the forehead. Still, here's the missing scene so we can all think about what almost was! 3.81 MB/ 1 minute, 9 seconds/ .avi

Bree Sharp's "David Duchovny, Why Won't You Love Me?" Video  Courtesy of Starbuck's Relationshipper Site. This is not the official video for this song; I don't even know if one exists. But this humorous version was shown at the X-Files Christmas party. Many major celebrity guest stars, including: The X-Files cast and crew (GA too), Janeane Garofalo, Jenna Elfman, KISS, Brad Pitt, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Calista Flockhart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jerry Springer, Alex Trebek, Dennis Franz, Hector Elizondo, Gary Shandling, Jane Leeves, David Spade, Jerry O'Connell and more! I swear, I am not lying. This is in Real Audio format, so if you need to, download RealPlayer. 9.25 MB/ 5 minutes, 48 seconds/ .rm


As I surf more, hopefully I'll come across some other worthy stuff to put here. This is it for now!




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