Yeah, you. I see you trying to sneak under the ropes. You're not 18 yet, are you? Yeah, didn't think so. Listen, the stuff on this page is all rated NC-17, which means you gotta be 18 to read it, okay? 'Cause I don't want the FBI breathing down my neck for corrupting minors or anything like that, and I don't want Angelfire shutting down my site when your parents complain. So why don't you go back to the main page and try my fanfic instead; there's some nice PG stuff over there I'm sure you'll enjoy. And thank you for your assistance. The rest of you may go ahead and read now. Apologies for the interruption. :-) |