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<cue robotic voice> This is the pictures page
<Begin transmission> How dull !!!! What a dumb way to introduce a page... hmm... gee... and what a dumb color!.. hmm... oh nevermind... anyway... please dust off your footwear by the door, oh... let me take your coat ..yup.. I'll just hang it right by the coat rack..please... make yourself at home... <cue stupid joke> oh yeah.... you are at home!.... you're in my HOMEpage!<cue canned laughter> right... ahem.. the pictures are all here for you to laugh at.. since I don't normally do things halfway... by the time this page gets up ... all the pictures that are supposed to be up will be up... although more will be added as time goes by. Hmmm.... I've just noticed this.... I always got alot of things to say haven't I?.... something to consider... ah well... hang it.. here are the piccies...laugh at 'em download and print them and send it to your local newpaper... post it on the internet (Waitaminute... ain't I already doing that?) I'm rambling again. sorry.. can't seem to stop... ok... I'll end now... <End transmission>

Picture of my sister, Elaine Sia Ee Ling who's now in Canada freezing her ass off as it's -6 degrees Celcius there!<At time of writing anyway.... it's winter in Canada now> For those who don't know what I'm talking about........... ask your parents! (or brother or sister or dog or cat or fish) I've forgotten when this picture was taken but judging by her looks (blur looks) it seems to have been taken when she was like 8... hmmm if she was 8 then I was 9.. and that would mean that the picture was taken in 1988. Boy is she gonna kill me once she finds out I'm putting her old photos online... hehehehehe! Too bad she's all the way in Canada! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Picture of my mum, Laura Tan Foi Ying ... taken same time as above photo.... and taken at the same place as well! Venue: M.B.A (Malaysia British Assurance) bungalow in P.D. If you don't know who my mum is, she's the one in black (As if you didn't know! Shame on you! Who else could it have been?????) The cheeky fella smiling at the top of the photo is none other than yours truly... the girl or unknown creature (hehehhehe) with her hands on my mum is ..... my sister! My one and only sister in case you guys think I have another one... my family consists of only myself, my mum and pop, and my sister. Finally, the cheeky gal right at the bottom is my cousin, Karen.. nickname K/Carrot.. currently studying in APIT doing I forgot what and now in her 3rd year there.

Ahhhhhhh....! and finally here's a picture of my dad! Mr. Sia Chong Ming... good looking fella ain't he? Well..... when he had more hair that is... hehehe...also dunno when this was taken... ..well.. i can hazard a guess that it was taken at least 12 years ago... probably a bit more.. or a even a little bit less..alot of people say that I really really really look like my dad... do i? you all have seen my pic or know me... ah well... one for the debate groupies out there. Lemme see... what else can I write about my pa?... his picture takes up the most space on the screen and the way I designed it there's plenty of space below what I'm writing now...hmmm... I have to get my hands on a recent picture of him and scan it..... yup! that's what I'll do...ahhh... what a way to fill up space! Talking to myself! Viola! I'm a genius! <cue insane laughter> Hmm.... the big empty space is almost all gone.. good! Soon (or now) I'll be able to award myself the 'Best Nonsense Writer' Award!

Right, now for the next batch of pictures... since the Angelfire server that is hosting my homepage is appallingly slow, I'm opting for a 3 pics pre page kind of thing...yeah... I know I know that it takes a sh**ting long time to load up the page.. do something else while waiting! Sing a song! Bake a cake! (or at least learn how to bake a cake if you're like me and dunno how to) Write a poem! Start up another web browser! What? You've only got 16MB RAM??? Go get 16 more! How are you gonna play all those cun new games or use the cun new programs with only 16MB RAM? Enough b**shit from me.. onwards to the next page!

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