About Me

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About MYSELF

Here's where you find out more about this complex & mysterious person named Johnathan. Ponder the mysteries as you sort through his complex psyche and travel with him through the portal time where he will take you through the experiences which will help you to understand better about Johnathan Sia Teong Yee.

Now that has gotta rank as the biggest piece of bullshit anyone has ever written! Well as anyone who knows me will know what I'm capable of spouting forth from my mouth at any time....either utter nonsense or very intelligent answers.... well there I go again!...ah well.. I should have been called 'motor mouth' instead of ' THE'.

To make things faster I've separated the whole thing into individual sections:
The Beginning
When I Grow Up (To Be A Man)
Stuff About Me
    - Name
    - Date Of Birth
    - Family
    - Interests
    - Entertainment

THIS, dear friends, is how I looked when I was much younger...Don't I look adorable? Yeah right, spare me the sarcastic comments.... I can hear them even while I'm typing away at my keyboard.. Well this particular photo was taken just before my FIRST roller skating competition. The objective was simple. Skate round and round a ring for a certain number of rounds and the first person will be the winner. There was only one small problem with me entering this competition.... you see.... I ... DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SKATE!..... needless to say I finished last... I still have no idea why I was in the competition at all... I was the only one there who didn't know how to skate so I cut a pretty forlorn figure holding the railing trying not to fall as I take step after unsteady step forward... always forward.

Haha... well that was a bit of history attached to that picture.. now for the nitty gritty. The stuff you guys came here for... Why did you come here? Did I ask you to? Oh yeah. I did. Sorry. Right, where was I? Oh yeah... the nitty gritty...nitty gritty..nitty gritty...catchy word ain't it? Ok, where should I start.... why where every good story should of course! At the beginning.

The Beginning

There I was... sitting in my mother's womb.... hmmm? What did you say? Not so far back? oh, sorry. Ok.. There I was... coming out of my mother's wo- uh? Further into the future? You don't like the baby coming out of womb story? Ok.. right... I don't remember where I was born... I just know that it's somewhere in Kuala Lumpur in the year of 1978. Argentina win the World Cup or was it Germany? Oh yeah.... it definitely was Argentina... Argentina 3 Holland 1 (After extra time) First time any team reached the World Cup final twice in a row and FAILED to win it twice in a row.
        Ok... I went to kindergarden in some kindergarden near SM Damansara Jaya which was later to become my school for a brief period of my life. Right I don't remember much about kindergarden other than the usual games of catching and police & thief. What I DO remember though was being able to touch my toes at that time... I can't do it now.. sigh... Kindergarden came and went... I went to Sri KL to start my first day at school.... I will never remember that day... all I remember is that Sri KL used to be in Taman Sea then it moved to Subang.. looking at it now through the fence of Metropolitan College, memories of playing in the lush big green field came flooding back... nope no tears though.
        The big lush field which I caught plently of grasshoppers with my gang has now been replaced by the evilness of progress. The field has been squeezed into a small area in between a small cricket area, a basketball court and 2 full sized tennis courts.. Oh well... now Sri KL is known as a posh type school. I only studied there until standard 3 Then my mum felt it would better my BM if I went to a government school. And so, after 3 years in that school I buggered off to SRK Damansara Utama. Lots of things happened there.. I became a sort of a gang leader and was flanked by my two best buds of that era, Tsung Keng Sun & Kenneth
We were almost like the tough guys of the school... now I wasn't a real gang leader by anymeans like we didn't get into any gang fights or anything so it would seem tame by any comparisons....nevertheless, it was a gang and I was the unofficial unelected but accepted leader. I didn't even ask for it... only now I know that I was the leader of that gang... gee..
        Anyway.. all my vices were committed in primary school... dunno the number of times I stole food from the cafeteria. I even got into a fight with that fella Keng Sun. We agreed to meet after school to settle whatever differences we managed to dream up. Anyway, I lost, wierd fight really... we didn't even spill blood.. as soon as I went down we got up and we became better friends than before. Funny isn't it?

Hmm.... oh yeah.. Must be really boring to read through the whole thing eh? Well... treat it like an online story book...I'm 20 years old of course there's lots to tell! Now sit down and don't fidget! Right. I got out of UPSR intact... did pretty ok with 2A's and 2B's. Went to SMDJ. Studied there for 2 years... amassed a reputation with another fella named Richard Wan, as the class clowns. I did terribly in my Form 1 and Form 2. I flunked lots of subjects... the only subjects which were safe were BM, English & Moral. The rest....er...I'll just tell you that I had lots of red marks... I never failed more than 3 subjects in a row before though. Anyway.. that was when me and my family had to move to Damansara Heights - Don't you guys find this boring?????? I'm suprised you even read this far....time to put a stop to this. I know... I'll shamelessly plagarise my pal Siew-Kei's format(soon to be ex-pal if he finds out I stole his idea hehehehe)

Name: Well you know that already.....don't you?...If not... click here.

Date Of Birth: The 31st Of May 1978. Before I finished school I thought "Cool! My birthday is always during the school holidays". After school & starting college "Shit! My birthday is just before my major exams!" Groan.... you can't win every time.

Family: 1 sis who's a year younger whom I'm very close too until people ask whether we're a couple! I'm serious! You won't believe the number of people that think we're a couple. ok... to continue... I have a loving Mum and Dad... Sadly.. Mummy and Daddy don't stay together.. it's been that way since 1993 when I came back from a trip from America... My very last every family trip. Well. Through that, me, my mum and my sis have become even stronger Christians than before and we have been prophecied on that my Dad will be coming home soon. Dunno when, it's God's timing.. He'll know when we're ready to recieve His miracle.

Interests: Well, the obvious one is football. My fav sports are already on the main page. Football and me have had a torrid & shameless love affair since 1994 but I've started watching football since the 1991 F.A. Cup Final. Tottenham Hotspurs Vs Nottingham Forest. It was the first time I've ever watched football on tv before. That's how my other love affair with Nottingham Forest started. Many of my friends probably wonder why I chose such a crap team as Forest? Read on: My cousins asked me which team I wanted to support, Spurs or Forest? Looking at them blankly not knowing who they were talking about they calmly explained to me that Spurs had Lineker and Gascoigne and Forest had Stuart Pearce. Now I laugh when I say this but my immediate reply was "Who's Lineker? & Gascoigne? Who's Stuart Pearce?" Well.. later I was to find out who those people are... especially Stuart Pearce who's been my inspiration in all things football. I admire his guts, his determination and his attitude towards the game. He is extremely professional and a legend among other Forest fans. I wish him well at Newcastle. Right. Anyway, I chose Forest to support because they had less star players and were the underdogs so they seemed like a team which needed some support. Well... it's as simple as that.
I, play for FC Zer0, a team which I captain, coach, manage, account (this job has already been defferred to another team mate). I've experienced lots of ups and downs in my time and have really enjoyed my experience. Yeah... loads of crap. I know. What to do? It's the truth. You can visit my FC Zer0 page here. Oh yeah... I also play for a PJ Division 2 team called MJ Hummers. We're not doing well in the league right now but the experience of playing league football has benefitted me immensely.

Entertainment: Music interests? Have loads.. after drowning myself with Beach Boy's music I've developed an ear for listening to how each individual instrument, note and voice play their part in the final mix of the song. What sounds terrible alone could sound beautiful accompanied by the right notes, chords & vocals. That's what I learn't from The Beach Boys. Music aptitude. How each instrument plays an important part even if it's used for only 5 notes. I listen to all kinds of music from Classical to Punk Rock... I just don't really go for Heavy Metal or any music where the fella just screams or growls into the mike... I prefer to actually KNOW what I'm listening to :-D... Favourite bands: Smash Mouth, Green Day, The Beach Boys, Presidents of the U.S.A., Supergrass (Their 2nd album is really nice music), & B.U.S.H. On the TV side I'm a big big big fan of British comedies with my absolute favourite being "Black Adder". "Mind Your Language" comes in close. I still love the old classic cartoons and TV series. Do cartoons such as Transformers, Gummi Bears, Voltron, Jem, My Little Pony, G.I. Joe, He- Man ring a bell? I have every single one of their opening themes on WAV format. If ya want. ask. I also have classic TV series such as Mission Impossible, Knight Rider, Airwolf, & the A - Team. Once, again. Ask and ye shall recieve.

I'm wondering to myself, who would read all that? I dunno... I'm having fun just writing it out....it feels good to be doing some form of creative writing again without the boundaries of time or space. For those who wonder where I get all my corny stuff from it's from writing like this. Like I'm speaking to someone. It's fun....you should try it sometime. Got this style from the Qrailquest series of adventure book when I was a young teen.