This is a non-sense page filled with stuff I get from forwards and stuff. I won't be updating this often, because I don't have time. So don't bother checking more then once a month.
I've learned... that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -- they are more fucked up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local newspaper. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in six languages. Pass this along to 5 friends. Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not, tough shit.
Men are like toilets...
they're either engaged or full of shit!
-Lisa's e-mail
"Work like you don't need the money, dance like there's no one watching, and love like you've never been hurt"
Mark Twain
"God gives men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"No man is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry."
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>"I love cats...they taste just like chicken" > >"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." > >"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... >Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...." > >"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" > >"He who laughs last thinks slowest" > >"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" > >"Cover me. I'm changing lanes." > >"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" > >"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." > >"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep" > >"I took an IQ test and the results were negative." > >"When there's a will, I want to be in it!" > >"Few women admit their age, Few men act it! " > >"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" > >"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. " > >"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?" > >"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?" > >"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." > >"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." > >"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." > >"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?" > >"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic >particles." > >"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
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