Woo-hah...Lemme tell ya bout dis weddin.. In may of '98, someone in christin'z fam-her mom'z cousin i think-waz gettin married. christin invited me to go wit 'em and we bought hella cute outfitz to wear. So on da day of tha weddin, christin and i went ova to her momz to get ready..then rode wit momz, her uncle, and her papa to Fort Walton. We got there and i waz introduced to some of her family i didnt kno. The weddin waz booty-ful. They went all out and had catererz and a weddin singer. he waz singin a lotta old songz. after da weddin, of course came tha reception.
christin, her momz, and i got refreshmentz-lil pastriez-and found a table near tha wedding singer. we went back to da line to get some drinkz-tha serverz told us they were non-alcoholic. so-we all got a glass of WHITE WINE. i didnt even like mine very much...but i decided to try anutha glass to see if i just wasnt used to it. so-i got da 2nd one, liked it, and gulped it down. tha waiterz brought us all da wine we wanted and believe me, we wanted A LOT!!
Pretty soon, tha 3 of uz were feeling purdy durn good, so we waz dancin-sittin down in our seatz-and talkin incredibly loud. christin'z mom and i were hittin eachotha wit napkinz and christin waz talkin to herself bout how fine a waiter guy waz!*L* THEN-tha weddin singer started singin "RED RED WINE" and boy dat got uz ROWDY!! we waz jammin out...we waz singin way louder than he waz and we sounded like diana ross and da supremez-well, we thought we did*LOL* newayz...bout dat time, i YELLED and asked da weddin singer if he'd sing at my weddin IF i eva got married..He waz laughin while he said he sure would!
then i really really had to pee! christin'z buzz had started wearin off a lil bit, so she decided she needed to help poor, drunk Cindy and we got up and started walkin to da bathroom..i saw this HOT waiter boy Tin and I had been checkin out all night...I practically ran up to him and gave him "five" and said "wassup dogg?!" well-tha dude waz shocked when i just busted my boo-tay on da concrete in front of him and he waz laughin so dang hard he couldnt even help my drunk tail up!! so -tin picked me up and half-dragged me to da bathroom. once we finally got in there, i splashed my face wit water and walked back to our table..everyone was makin sure i waz okay and then i ate cuz i hadnt eaten all day and FINALLY got down from my high!! i'd hafta say thiz weddin iz one me and christin will NEVER forget!!
