Fowley was speeding
in her old beat up car
She ran over a rat,
then stopped at a bar.
She stepped out of the car
and onto the ground
She looked at her feet,
and oh what she found!
A bottle of Mur
(or rum to most folks)
an essential to Fox,
like eggs are to yolks
"I've got it." she said.
"I know just what to do.
I'll give it to Mulder
as a night just for two."
She returned to her car
with mud on the wheels
threw the mur in the back,
with some banana peels.
She drove to Mulder's
and knocked on the door.
He opened it up,
and looked at the whore.
She smiled so sweetly,
and gave him the mur.
He made an odd face,
Then took it from her.
He then closed the door
and laughed a small laugh.
Turned to Scully and said,
"Would you like half?"
-end
by Emma and Taralyn
