James returned home from school
early due to his unruly behavior.
He walked in the door and he heard
some strange noises
coming from his sister's bedroom.
He marched up the stairs
and pushed on his sister's door.
There in a puddle
of blood and bodily organs
were his parents,
gruesomly mutilated,
and in the middle of them
was his sister holding a fork.
"What are you doing?!!"
He screamed in horror.
His sister finished chewing on a chunk of flesh
and wiped her mouth gently with a napkin.
"They didn't give me any lunch money," she replied.