>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they >>>>>>>> > get funny looks. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on >>>>>>>> > the arm. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 3.Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse >>>>>>>> > to chow down on >>>>>>>> > chocolate for a week. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an >>>>>>>> > iceberg, >>>>>>>> > we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 6.Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each >>>>>>>> > other without >>>>>>>> > having to explain stuff. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other >>>>>>>> > girls stare at us. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 8.Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just >>>>>>>> > cover them >>>>>>>> > up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without >>>>>>>> > that stuff?) >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must >>>>>>>> > hurt) >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it >>>>>>>> > looks like we >>>>>>>> > know how to dance. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 11.Justin, Carson, Ryan, Freddie. Need i >>>>>>>> > explain this one? >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce >>>>>>>> > just to look tough >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 14.That whole circumcision thing! >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 15.When we get married we get to keep our own name or >>>>>>>> > choose one that >>>>>>>> > we like even better. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with >>>>>>>> > those anyway? >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 18.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock >>>>>>>> > straps!) >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how >>>>>>>> > old we are >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem >>>>>>>> > for us. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun >>>>>>>> > those are. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 24.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down >>>>>>>> > there >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt >>>>>>>> > when she makes a >>>>>>>> > good play. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking Backstreet Boys >>>>>>>> > or N'sync. Well >>>>>>>> > almost nobody >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to >>>>>>>> > practice >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without >>>>>>>> > looking goofy. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 30.We give really really good advice >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have >>>>>>>> > coolest supernatural >>>>>>>> > powers. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our >>>>>>>> > nails, and not >>>>>>>> > feel the least bit silly. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been >>>>>>>> > writen about u >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 37.We dont have to sit on our wallets >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 38.And our wallets have a place for change >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben >>>>>>>> > Affleck some day. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird >>>>>>>> > looks from people >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we >>>>>>>> > are young >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 44.Fiona, Tori, Sarah, Paula, Alanis, Gwen. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 46.Our magazines have Horoscopes. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 47.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans. ( How >>>>>>>> > can that possibly >>>>>>>> > be comfortable?) >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs (yet) >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, >>>>>>>> > but it doesnt >>>>>>>> > work the other way around. >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 50.We look great in tank tops. ( Hint Hint to any guy >>>>>>>> > reading this) >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > ~~now make a wish about any part of your body, (like >>>>>>>> > to have a better >>>>>>>> > smile, bigger boobs, you get the idea) GO!!! >>>>>>>> > ! >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >>>>>>>> > >>! >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >>>>>>>> > >>! >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >>>>>>>> > >>! >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >>>>>>>> > >>! >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >>>>>>>> > >>! >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >> >>> >> * >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >> >>> >>* >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> * >> >>> >> >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >> >>> >> >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > SSTTOOPP!!!!!!! >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > okok, i know you hate theese but you GOTTA >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > send theese out but if you send theese to: >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 0-5 people- nothing will happen to you >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 6-15 people- it will happen in a year or so >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 16-29 people- it will happen within a few months >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > 30 or more- HOLY CRAP YOU MUST BE POPULAR >>