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SHOULD YOU BE A MEMBER OF 1X79SHIPPER?
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Have you ever watched The X-Files?
Are you a 'shipper?
Do you know what a 'shipper is?
Have you ever cried at The X-Files?
Do you frequently watch The X-Files?
Would you be jealous if your friend told you s/he's gonna meet DD and GA?
Do you actually know who DD and GA are?
Would you run around screaming for hours if Mulder and Scully kissed?
Did you know that they haven't *actually* kissed yet?
Have you seen The X-Files - Fight The Future?
Do you get butterflies at every bit of physical contact between M S?
Would you watch a 24-hour X-Files special if it involved missing a great party?
Are you subscribed to an X-Files magazine?
Do you tape every episode of the show?
Have you ever dressed up as Mulder or Scully for a party?
Have you ever dressed up as Mulder or Scully and stayed home?
Have you ever dressed up as Mulder or Scully for kinky purposes? (Hehe.)
Have you ever read X-Files fanfic?
Do you often read it?
Have you ever read X-Files smutfic?
Do you often read it?
Have you ever written X-Files fanfic?
Is your favourite type of X-Files fanfic either MSR or MSS?
Have you ever been warned / arrested by a police officer as a direct result of The X-Files?
Is there an 'X' taped onto your window?
Do you own any of the Mulder and Scully action figures?
If so, do you make them kiss, or put them in your bed together in rude positions?
Have you ever dreamt up a sexual scenario for Mulder and Scully?
Do you own the highly expensive video boxsets?
Do you have posters of The X-Files on your bedroom walls?
Are you on any X-Files mailing lists?
Have you ever felt horny while watching the hallway scene or the Triangle kiss?
Do you know what I mean when I say 'the hallway scene' and 'the Triangle kiss'?
Do you consider yourself weird?
Have you seen The X-Files - Fight The Future more than 20 times?
Is The X-Files your very favourite TV show?
If you could meet anyone in the world, would it be someone from The X-Files? (Or CC?)
Do you know who I'm referring to when I say CC?
Do you know who the Bra Witch is?
If so, do you hate her?
Would you like to execute her with a sharpened spork?
In your opinion, is she the definition of all that is bad?
Have you ever had sexual fantasies about Mulder?
Have you ever had sexual fantasies about Scully?
Have you ever had sexual fantasies about you, Mulder AND Scully? (Hehe.)
Do you enjoy making non-XF fans look stupid by using long words / sentences from the show?
Do you learn quotes / scripts / series off by heart and then show off to 'the lesser ones'?
Do you consider people who don't watch the show to be 'the lesser ones?'
Do you spend a great deal of time looking at X-Files websites?
Have you downloaded every single X-Files picture, movie and sound file you've found on the 'net?
Have you ever been to an X-Files theme party?
Have you ever chosen a school project because it somehow involved The X-Files?
Would you *actually* cry if your tape ran out before The X-Files was over?
Do you own an X-Files mailing list?
Would you name your pet after an X-Files character?
Do you frequently dream about Mulder and Scully?
If so, are the dreams 'shippy?
Do you consider yourself clinically insane?
Do you believe that Mulder and Scully are real and that you're not?
Do you find it hard to accept that they're JUST TV CHARACTERS?
Did you notice that I was joking when I said that they're just TV characters?
Would you travel across the world and spend lots of money to meet DD or GA?
Are you a very crazy person?
Do you enjoy receiving lots of mail?
Do you enjoy reading lots of mail?
Do you enjoy writing lots of mail?
Can you cope with off-topic posts on mailing lists?
Are you an incredibly friendly person?
Is your name anything other than Jill Sadkowski?
Have you ever drunk root beer just because of that teeny weeny XF link?
Iced tea for the same reason?
Have you ever eaten a live bug just to prove 'anything GA can do I can do'?
Have you ever actually wanted cockroaches in your house so that you could scream 'roaches!!'?
Do you friends' eyes glaze over when you start a conversation with 'on The X-Files...'?
Do you say 'yadda yadda yadda' to sound like Scully?
Do you judge people firstly on whether they're XF fans or not?
Do you enjoy scaring your parents?
Do you own a replica FBI badge?
Do you own The X-Files computer game?
If so, did you find all the hidden treats such as the dead Scully movie and the episode links?
Have you ever called Mulder or Scully's cellphone number?
If so, were you surprised when they didn't answer?
Do you have the voices of Mulder and Scully in your head?
If so, do you believe that they are not just voices, but actual beings?
Do they frequently make you talk / shout at them aloud?
Do you own an X-Files website?
Do you often answer the phone with 'Scully' or 'Mulder'?
Do you now hate bees?
Would you watch an episode of The X-Files over and over again even if you hated it?
Have you ever stared at a defenceless little girl just because she looked like Emily?
Do you firmly believe that Scully WILL have children and that their father will be Mulder?
Do you scream when the Bra Witch appears on your TV screen?
Then do you find yourself throwing cheese at her?
Do you spend ages rewinding FTF to catch the 'I love you' and the 'I saw it'?
Did you notice that Mulder looked down in the decontamination showers in One Son?
Would you go on a pilgrimage to the Vancouver and LA shooting sites?
Do you own an X-Files t-shirt?
Would you wear it to go clubbing?
Do you scream at people who say 'The X-Files is crap' and then hate them forever afterwards?
We at 1X79SHIPPER do, have done, or are the above: would you feel safe with us?
You've finally finished!
