STAFF DESCRIPTIONS 

Average Employee........................Not too bright 

Exceptionally Well Qualified……...Made no major blunders yet 

Work is First Priority........…….......Too ugly to get a date 

Active Socially........................…....Drinks a lot 

Family is Active Socially........…....Spouse drinks, too 

Independent Worker........…..…....Nobody knows what he/she does 

Quick Thinking.................……......Offers plausible excuses 

Careful Thinker...............…….......Won't make a decision 

Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs...…...Gets someone else to do it 

Expresses Themselves Well.........Speaks English 

Exceptionally Good Judgment......Lucky 

Keen Sense of Humor.........…......Knows a lot of dirty jokes 

Career Minded...............................Back Stabber 

Loyal..................………………......Can't get a job anywhere else