Serenity at Work

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept, 

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people 

I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes

I step on today as they may be connected

to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and

only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger

and tell them to bite me!