FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One

who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who

thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I

pray that he is gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, he won't be

annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs

to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows

what to answer to "How big is my behind? I pray that this man will love me to

no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by

my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.



MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor

store. Amen.