Muscle Tissue

 

Lorne went to a urologist and told him

that he was having a problem, in that,

he was unable to get his penis erect. 

After a complete exam the doctor told

him that the muscles around the base

of his penis were damaged from a prior

viral infection and there was nothing

he could do for him. However, he knew

of an experimental treatment that might

be applicable, if he were willing to

take the risk. The treatment consisted

of implanting muscle tissue from an

elephant's trunk in Lorne's penis. 

Lorne thought about it for a while.

The thought of going through life

without ever experiencing sex again

was just too much for him to bear.

So, with the assurance that there

would be no cruelty or adverse effect

on the elephant, he decided to go

for it. A few weeks after the

operation, he was given the green

light to use his newly renovated

equipment.  As a result, he planned

a romantic evening with his girlfriend

and took her to one of the nicest

restaurants in San Francisco. However,

in the middle of dinner he felt a

stirring between his legs that

continued to the point of being extremely

painful.  To release the pressure, Lorne

unzipped his fly and immediately his

penis sprung from his pants, went to

the top of the table, grabbed a roll,

and then returned to his pants. His

girlfriend was stunned at first, but

then with a sly smile on her face said:

"Lorne that was incredible.  Can you do

that again?" Lorne, with his eyes

watering, replied: "I think I can,

but I'm not sure that I can fit

another roll up my ass."