There was this gas station in "redneck country"

trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up

a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."

Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his

tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner

told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and

if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor

said, "No, you were close. The number was (7).

Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time".

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his

buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and

again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor

again gave him the same story and asked him to

guess the correct number.

The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor

said, "Sorry, it was (3).

You were close but no free sex this time".

As they were driving away, the driver said to his

buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't

give away free sex".

The buddy replied,"No, it's not rigged -- my wife

won twice last week".