* A
king size waterbed holds enough water to fill
a
2,000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
*
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run
over
them with roller blades, they can ignite.
* A
3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults
in
a crowded restaurant.
*
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the
motor
is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy
wearing
Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is
strong
enough, however, to spread paint on all four
walls
of a 20X20 foot room.
*
You should not throw baseballs up when the
ceiling
fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a
bat,
you have to throw the ball up a few times
before
you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a
baseball
a long way.
*
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't
stop
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
*
When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"Uh-oh,"
it's already too late.
*
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and
lots
of it.
* A
six-year-old can start a fire with a flint
rock
even though a 36-year-old man says they can
only
do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can
start
a fire even on an overcast day.
*
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
*
Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive
tract
of a four-year-old.
*
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in
the
same sentence.
*
Super glue is forever.
*
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming
pool
you still can't walk on water.
*
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
* VCR's
do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though
TV
commercials show they do.
*
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
*
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when
driving.
*
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
Plastic
toys do not like ovens.
*
The fire department in Austin has a 5-minute
response
time.
*
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not
make
earthworms dizzy. It will however make cats
dizzy
and cats throw up twice their body weight when
dizzy.
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