DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT...........

 

1.  Took her new scarf back to the store because it

was too tight.

 

2.  Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't

find a lake with a slope.

 

3.  Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles

won't fit into the typewriter.

 

4.  Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle

in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

 

5.  Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the

power went out.

 

6.  Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any

phone button.

 

7.  When asked what the capital of California was;

answered "C".

 

8.  Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries.

 

9.  Baked a turkey for 3 days because the

instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed

 

10.  Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water

won't fit into those little packets.

 

11.  Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

 

12.  Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.

 

13.  Changes the baby's diaper only once a month

because the label said "good up to 20 pounds"

 

14.  What goes vroom-screech-vroomscreech', etc?  A

blonde at a flashing red light.

 

15.  Two blondes are trying to get into their car

using a coat hanger when one says,  "Hurry, it's

starting to rain and the top is down"

 

16.  After losing in a breaststroke swimming

competition, complained that the other swimmers were

using their arms.

 

 

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