Being Happy
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

EIGHT QUALITIES OF PERFECT
The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband

Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive


And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!

ABOUT MEN

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

The men who never make the first move,  automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.