Code for blame in America

-If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant
-If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
-If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
-If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.
-If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.
-If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.
-If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
-If a deranged madman shoots your friend, you blame the gun manufacturer.
-And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
-I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

(Author Unknown)