1988
10 kills
First Kill - more than 30 minutes (and we fast-forwarded)
Two elderly ladies from England are on the rampage in this lack-luster letdown from over seas. I can't figure out what went wrong! It looked so good on paper dammit!!!!! Old women accidentally drink green mutagen, thereby transforming them into "rabid" grannies and from there they slice, dice, puree, and bite the asses out of their family. It has potential to be a 3 skuller at the very least! But no, the British fuck this up just like everything else. Stick to your damn tea and crumpets; leave the horror movies to the Americans!
The only reason it got the extra half-skull is cuz a fat man gets stuck in a tunnel and has his ass eaten.
-- Rev. Blood
Coolio -- I have to give it a skull since it did reach double digits in kills. But don't rent it.
The Magician -- This movie is good for only one reason, a grannie takes a girl makes her sing happy birthday then lets her go only to run her into a fence with the jeep. Oh and a Fat guy gets caught in a whole and dies cause they eat his butt.
