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TUBBS: Don't touch the things... 74k
TUBBS: He covets the precious things... 26k
EDWARD: This is a decent town... 48k
PAULINE: Hokey cokie pig in a pokie 28k
PAULINE: Good morning job seekers 22k
UNCLE HARVEY: Ahh Benjamin... 80k
AUNTIE VAL: You'll have your own shower... 49k
AUNTIE VAL: 'The Scissors Rhyme' 98k
AUNTIE VAL: 'The Towels Rhyme' 117k
UNCLE HARVEY: In this house... 31k
AUNTIE VAL: Such a persistent stain 22k
TUBBS: Now if you'll excuse me officer... 34k
TUBBS: He's looking for a boy... 130k
PAULINE: The Big Issue is a magazine... 29k
EDWARD: Don't worry Tubbs... 76k
UNCLE HARVEY: Maybe people get up this late... 228k
UNCLE HARVEY: Fill it with your own feculence... 212k
UNCLE HARVEY: My toads for example... 91k
ROSS: When are we going to get on to the computers... 75k
ROSS: I want you to reply with the first thing... 304k
TUBBS: Did the plan work Edward? 89k
BABS: Have you not heard about the Beast... 164k
BABS: One little prick then it'll all be over... 114k
Little Boy: It is its bottom... 133k
BENJAMIN: I can't even have a shit... 63k
EDWARD: You cannot trust this boy... 76k
BENJAMIN: So, are you local? 69k
UNCLE HARVEY: That reminds me... 62k
CHARITY SHOP LADIES: No need to be rude. 149k
PAULINE: I wan't for you to think of me... 87k
C.C. SMITH: Can I help you... 718k
C.C. SMITH: Well come on you, we havn't got all day... 838k
DELIVERY MAN: I've got a frog for a Mr Denton... 344k
PAPA LAZAROUS: Is that Dave... 233k
PAPA LAZAROUS: Wanna buy some pegs Dave... 270k
UNCLE HARVEY: Of course if only life... 217k
PAPA LAZAROUS: His name is George... 1.3Mb
HERR LIPP: Come to me in private... 79k
ARTIST: I wanted to buy a can of coke... 364k
TUBBS: He knows about David... 342k
PAULINE: Yes I've got a pen. 333k
HERR LIPP: There are of course a lot of interesting buildings... 140k
AUNTIE VAL: Temperature's a little high... 93K
THE DENTONS: House rules song. 2.6Mb
UNCLE HARVEY: Well think of the difficulties a son would provide... 301k
UNCLE HARVEY: Now Val, if you can turn your mind from such trivial matters... 107k
ARTIST: I just came in for a can of coke... 322k
PAPA LAZAROUS: You're my wife now. 89k
EDWARD: How much to leave the shop... 211k
MR BEST: McQueen, there's arses need wiping. 99k
OLIVE: Oh, it's like Cracker this, ... 118k
ROSS: You do realise what this means Pauline... 198k
POP: I'm a going to give you this pen, Gary... 341k
POP: What is the matter with you, are you a homosexual... 317k
PAULINE: You can also tell him I want a big massive box of pens... 173k
DOCTOR: You don't know Slippery Jack, doc... 155k
BARBARA: I woke up this morning and my beds like a butcher's slab. 65k
BARBARA: As a women I could have you under the sex discriminations act... 193k
MAYOR: It's a beautiful day, ... 336k
IRIS: We were just doing some DIY... 86k
HERR LIPP: To make love with the boys this morning... 436k
UNCLE HARVEY: In this house the first Monday of every month is nude day... 376k
UNCLE HARVEY: On the first of the month we see clearly... 328k
UNCLE HARVEY: Doubtless you've been in the bathroom... 108k
DOCTOR: You used to put bets on bloody Buckaroo... 418k
DOCTOR: That's a Go Johnny Go Go Go Go... 849k
PAULINE: Will you stop eating my restart course please... 218k
EDWARD: We're here to find a bride for David... 274k
EDWARD: You're most kind, I was in a war. 62k
STORE DETECTIVE: If I was going to steal it, where would I conceal it?... 673k
HERR LIPP: You put yourself in my fist, Justin. 147k
BARBARA: Don't talk to me about doctors... 131k
EDWARD: Talking about the marriage. 456k
EDWARD: Conducting the marriage ceremony. 823k
HERR LIPP: That was my wife, Lottė... 161k
BARBARA: What kind of petrol do you call this? 111k
HILARY: Somebody has to stay in control. 165k
MAYOR: Get these bastards of my back. 52k
MRS LEVINGSON: I've seen some of the people on your estate... 453k
CHARITY SHOP LADIES: We won't work on Thursdays, we're ill on Thursdays. 222k
Here's the question then, you stupid twat. 277k
MRS LEVINGSON: He looks like a shaved monkey in a tracksuit... 238k
DIRECTOR: If you want to give us that in your own time, then that'd be kewl. 70k
PAM: Excude me, have anybody got any bottle orange jooo. 123k
Radcliffe What goes from green to red in a flick of a switch?... 292k