When preview of the Indian in Cupboard came on
Sorkristal: Hey! It's the little thingy in the cabinet!
Hanging out with Jenny in the 8th grade
Jenny: Amanda, do you want a Juicy Fruit or Cry Baby?
Amanda: Juicy Fruit.
Jenny: What about you, Sorkristal? Juicy Fruit or Cry Baby?
Sysol: Juicy Baby!!
Adventures in California w/ Maria, Joe and the Lady from the boat*!
A little old lady walks by as we are visiting Maria's aunt in a nursing home (*note: previously.. we had tried to go to catalina island on a boat.. some lady tried to get a ride with us.)
Joe: I know her!
Maria: How?
Joe: She's the lady from the boat!
Maria, her aunt, my mom, and me: What? What boat, Joe?
Joe: THE LADY FROM THE BOAT! She's the lady from the boat!
Adventures online
Jeabea1984: Well, I'm stuck in the house all weekend.
Amanda: Karla, write "at least you have Jules"
Tktaz5: At least you have Jews.
Karla's adventure calling Gilberto's
Karla: Do you order?
My channel surfing adventures
Amanda: Look Sysol, its Fargo.
Sorkristal: Hey! It's Horndog!
Amanda: Rockhound. It's Rockhound.
Karla's adventure in Spanish class
On the board it says "Page 60 Excersize B & D (All)
Karla: What's a eleven?
Cesar: That's not a eleven. That's all.
One phrase.. way to many misunderstandings....
Po: (what is heard) Faggot, faggot. Faggot, faggot. Faggot, faggot. Bite my bum.
Amanda: (what I heard) Faggot, faggot. Faggot, faggot. Faggot, faggot. Mega man.
Great Adventures.. a great day.. a great time.. a timeless quote...
After seeing a bus filled with religious kids.
Phil: Blow me where the pampers is.
everyone: What?
Phil: Blow me where the pampers is.
Everyone: What Phil?
Phil: I said show me where the campus is!
Do I have to mention that we had adventures in gym, junior year?
Michelle: I'm black! And I'm Chinese! I'm Blackinese!
My adventures hanging out with a lil kid named Sara.
Sara: You can't talk to strangers. Except for Austin Powers.. he's the beautiful stranger.
Sara: How old are you?
Amanda: 16.
Sara: Oh, and how old are your legs?
Amanda: I think they are 16 too....
Adventures in Bruin Bards.. proof there is crack in the NB water supply..
Hetal: Oh no! The cameras! Amanda! Hide us!
Amanda: What?
Hetal: Hide us!
Amanda: Haggis?
Munira: Did you see the cake?
Amanda: There's a pig?
Munira: What..... yeah, out back.
Amanda: There's an out back?
Munira: Hey! We should eat all our foods, like olives and pickles, on spoons!
Later...
Amanda is eating a sandwhich (I love Samiches by the way) Munira runs up to her with a spoon.
Amanda: This is not a sandwhich!
Olivers adventures ordering
Oliver: I'd like sir lion steak.
Waitress: Excuse me?
Oliver: Sir lion steak.
Waitress: What.... oh, you mean sir loin.
Guessing Diana's place of origin at the prom
Diana: Guess the country I'm from. It's small and in South America.
Oliver: Umm..
Diana: It's not Africa!
It made us go into histerics at Rush hour 2.
Amanda: Karla, it's time to get up.
Karla: Mmmm.
Amanda: Hey Karla. Get up!
Karla: MMMmmmm.
Amanda: KARLA!
Karla: I said MMMMMM!
Melissa: She said mmmm.
The last few meetings at NBHS
Diana: UGH! I'm getting homophobia!
Amanda: What, Diana?
Diana: You know when you are in a small place.
Amanda: You mean claustrophobia.
Diana: Oh, what did I say?
Amanda: Homophobia, that's when you are afraid of gays.
some more of me and Karla mindless banter
Karla: No, I forgot to breathe under water.
Amanda: What? What are you, Ocean Girl??
Amanda: But shhhhhhh the ears have walls.. *is quiet for a while and hopes Karla didn't catch the error*
Karla: Yes, the ears do have walls.
A few more reasons why I'm soo weird
Amanda: Don't worry Jules, every bathroom has a church.. trust me!!
Can't go wrong with a diana quote
Diana: Pssst, Rosmery. Can you scratch my ear?
Rosmery: What? Scratch your own ear!
Diana: Psst, Amanda. Can you scratch my ear?
Amanda: No!
Diana: Not the inside!!
B/c Karla is soo vain... LOL....
Karla: Do ears tan?
Karla: I wonder if my eyebrows are even....
When we see Karla... it's not difficult to understand how Georgie could be soo weird
Georgie: HEY! I'm bleeding.
Amanda: Why?
Georgie: I think It's b/c I was scratching my nut. (He wasn't kidding.. he kept scracthing an acorn.....)
Georgie: AHHHH! MY ZEBRA'S SQUASHED!!!
Ok, I'm not quite sure how it happened, but when Georgie was getting a soda from a store a bunch of maxi pads fell on him. Poor kid, but here's what he thought of the incident.
Georgie: Good thing they were Kotex, or else they would have really hurt!
Can't go wrong with a Tim quote
Tim: Oh, boobs.. thats like a butt.. only higher.
Amanda: Remember the time when mario and me escaped the nazis?
Tim: heh..yeah...boy was Hitler pissed off...
Ok, this quote will be kind of hard for some people to get.. but it's pretty damn funny. You see, Jo, my friend from film school has a bf, Sanjay. Sanjay is Indian and I guess he does kind of look hispanic as well.. but.. let me not spoil the quote. Oh yeah, this happened while I was filming at Kelly's house.
Kelly: What nationality are you?
Sanjay: I'm Indian.
Kelly: Oh, you look Hispanic.
Sanjay: I get that a lot.
Juan: You're Indian.. I thought you were German.
By the way, Phillipp, my D.P. he's German.. let me tell you how not German Sanjay looks!
Even my online conversations are weird..
David: The greatest sockless online chat ever
Directs4food: I want to be guaman.
Fish142074: is that what people from guam are?
Directs4food: I think so..
Directs4food: what else could they be called
Fish142074: guamies
Who said fun isn't had on film sets...
Misa: I want two children If I can't have children, then I want a monkey.
Chuck: That's a great rememory.
Amanda: Rememory?
Chuck: Hahahah. Rememory.
Amanda: Rememory! LOL! Is that the sequal to Memento?
Ok.. so even Misa's english gets me at times..
Misa: Look at the frog.
Amanda: FROG? Where?
Misa: In the sky.
Amanda: IN THE SKY? WHERE? I can't see with all of this fog!!
John Pepen: You take a troll, you take a bag, you put the troll in the bag and then you have the facts of life. The facts of life.
Concering Lance Bass
Slick: Oh yeah! Well they should leave him in outer space! Bye bye bye, motherfucker!!
The more i think of it.. the more i realize there has to be something in the NB water supply or Shoprite pharmacy
Army dude: Hey, do you have any chloriceptic spray?
Amanda:Isle 9.
Army dude: That does stop arabs with anthrax right?
Amanda; If you spray them in the eye, maybe...
Guy: Can you get an ear infection from loud noise?
Then again. maybe weird quotes are just attracted to me.
Yolanda: Where does the pain medicine go?
Linda: On the shelf of pain.
Newest quotes
Carlos: My computer's gay.
Amanda: Oh what a shame. i didn't know you were planning on breeding your computer.
Guy: Whats Tid-ee mean?
Amanda: That's tidy...
On Jacques Pepen John: i think he's trying to take my life over and make it french.so if someone stops by your job and has a french accent and looks likes me and tries to be your friend, don't trust him
"i think the guys will like what the amanda has to offer"
