A.K.A.: The Loch Ness Monster, The Sea Serpent, Champ

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Film Appearances: "The Crater Lake Monster" (1977)

"The Loch Ness Horror" (1981)

"Loch Ness" (1995)

History: Loch Nessie, a deep dark lake in Scotland, UK. What could lie beneath these waters? Some say a monster does. For hundreds of years, people have reported seeing a monster there. They have yet to take a convincing photograph. It is disputed on what the creature is and what it looks like and what it can do. However, it is generally assumed to be some kind of relative of a plesiosaur, an ancient reptile from the times of the dinosaurs. Could a species of that have survived this long, and got into Loch Ness, where it has remained? Nobody knows. There are also more mysteries, like the monsters of Lake Champlain or Seljord Lake, which are assumed to be "relatives" of the famous Nessie. Do these monsters exist, or are they just a mirage created by seals and sturgeons? It is still in dispute, and only time will tell.

Since nobody knows what the thing even looks like, this is a tough one to describe. If it is just a plesiosaur, then it is rather wimpy. It has little fish grabbing teeth, a vulnerable skinny neck, and it is very slow on land. It would be a *. However, an opposing view point brought on by an episode of "Celebrity Death Match", where Nessie fights Big Foot, shows that Nessie is a vicious four legged monster with big teeth and a sharp tail. It would be a ***. However, we really don't know what the reclusive monster is capable of doing. You never know, the little "head" that pops out of the water could just be a small air tube for a giant, monstrous, laser beam shooting, missile firing, cyborg monster that fell to earth 11.62 million years ago that can destroy the earth in 6 1/2 days it felt like it! You never know. It could be more than you think. It could be a massive ***** creature that can eat Godzilla for breakfast. Very doubtful, though, it's probably just a plesiosaur. But the truth is, we really don't know.

Ha, fooled ya! That picture on top, taken in 1934 by London surgeon Kenneth Wilson, is considered to be the most famous photograph of Nessie, but it is also one of the most undeniably fakest! I was later proven to be just a toy submarine with a plastic model stuck to the top, and floated in a lake to simulate a "monster".