"My 5-year-old was very excitd to see that our library had placed a new chess set in the children't room. he ran up to the librarian and exlaimed, "I love your chest!""

"My 4-year-old son, jason, and I were leaving for an over-night trip to my sister's house when I realized I'd forgotten to pack underwear, I grabbed a pair and stuffed it into my purse. later, on the bus, Jason spotted the red panties in my bag, pulled them out for all to see, and asked, "Mommy, didnt' you put on your underpants today?""

My 3 and a half year old son, Christopher, likes to play with the S-hook that holds bags on the back of our stroller, and he calls it a "hooker". As we were walking out of a toy store one day, Christopher curled his finger around the stroller bar and said loudly, "See, Mom, I look like a hooker too!""

"My two-year-old, Averi, and I were at a buffet-style restaurant where I was preparing a salad. Avery asked me why I was only eating salad, so I told her that Mommy was trying to lose some weight. A woman who was about 8 months pregnant was on the other side of the buffet. My daughter loudly instructed her, "No more food for you. You need to go get some salad.""

"My mother-in-law lives 14 hours away and only calls us occasionally. One day my 3-year-old daughter answered the phone. When I asked who she was speaking to, my daughter said into the receiver, "It's Grandma. You know the lady who never calls us.""