Season 1 quotes
Welcome to the Hellmouth:
Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say...I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.
The Harvest:
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y'know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: The Earth is doomed!
The Witch:
Buffy: Hmm, that much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide.
Teacher's Pet:
Xander: No, no, it's, the most beautiful chest... dress I've ever seen.
Giles: Alright, I-I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
The Pack:
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting...
Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
Angel:
Willow:What about Angel?
Buffy: Angel? I can just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey, you're in grave danger. I'll see you next month.'
I robot, you Jane:
Giles: I'm, I'm just gonna stay and clean up a little. I'll, uh, I'll be back in the middle ages.
Ms. Calendar: Did you ever leave?
The puppet show:
Giles: Our new Fuehrer, Mr. Snyder.
Willow: I think they call 'em 'principals' now.
Nightmares:
Xander: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!
Out of mind, out of site:
Snyder: There are no dead students here. This week.
Prophecy Girl:
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.
