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Zarbon is NOT gay!

This is Zarbon.


Zarbon is NOT gay. Contrary to what many people believe and say, Zarbon is not gay. I apologize deeply if this is sounding slightly poetic to you, however, I use this method purely to get my point across.

Have you ever seen a gay person? Do they look like Zarbon? No? See, I told you.
Here is a picture of what the average gay person will look like:

(Gay people always have outragious hairstyles. Sorry to all you gays I don't mean to offend.)
Does Zarbon look like this? No? Then Zarbon is obviously NOT gay.