"This is the biggest piece of crap I have ever seen!" Shutonio laughed.
"Your telling me, why do they want to broadcast their personal problems on national TV?" Zarbon agreed.
Suze enters the room to see Shutonio and Zarbon seated on the sofa in front of the TV watching Trisha. "Umm, what are you two doing?"
Tonio twisted around on the sofa to look at Suze. "Have you ever watched this? It's one of those talk show things where people talk about their problems, it's so stupid!"
Zarbon added his thoughts to the conversation simply by saying "Yeah." without turning around.
"Why are you watching it if you think it's rubbish?" Questioned Suze.
"Because it's so stupid we have to mock it and make fun of it as much as possible!" Zarbon grinned, watching a woman accuse a man of having an affair, with Trisha adding in random none-helpful comments throughout the conversation.
"You two are so stupid." Suze sighed, before turning towards the kitchen and leaving the room.
Zarbon grabbed the remote and turned the volume up full blast.
From the kitchen, Suze could hear a female voice shouting "YOU SLEPT WITH MY BEST FRIEND!" Followed by bursts of laughter from Shutonio and Zarbon.
Suze rubbed her forehead and muttered "Don't worry Suze, just remember, you have the phsyciatrist on speed dial." She looked at the phone longingly before shaking her head and turning towards the sink full of dishes that needed washing. Clenching her fists, she yelled through gritted teeth "SHUTONIO! I told you to do the dishes an hour ago! Stop watching that damn TV programme!!!"
Tonio started laughing again, before saying. "Suze is right you know."
"What, saying we're both stupid?"
"No."
"Well, she was half right. Your the stupid one here."
"If i'm the stupid one, what are you?" Shutonio frowned.
"I'm the incredibly sexy green one who makes this look good."
"Shut up! I mean that Trisha is a pile of crap." Tonio pointed at the TV, where Trisha was just ending and the credits were flashing down the screen.
Zarbon stood up. "Your right, for once. It obviously isn't worthy of my viewing, so we much change the channel immediately." He glanced at the small table next to the sofa. "Tonio? Where did the remote go?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, you had it last." Tonio sat up.
A low voice came from the TV. "And now that Trisha is over, it's time for two whole hours of The Teletubbies!" At this point the teletubbies theme tune began to play.
Shutonio gasped in horror and fell over the back of the sofa, hitting her head on the floor. Wincing in pain, she put her arms over her head and yelled "No! Not the Teletubbies!!!!"
Zarbon was on his hands and knees, searching under the sofa. "Damn! Where is the remote?" He glanced at the TV, and saw Tinky-Winky and Po dancing around a large brown rabbit, clasping hand bags and wearing frilly pink skirts. Zarbon leaped behind the sofa, hiding from the TV.
Hearing the cries of horror from the living room, Suze opened the kitchen door. "What's going on?" She saw Tonio and Zarbon cowering behind the sofa. "What are you two---" She looked at the TV. "Holy crap! Teletubbies is on!" She ran back into the kitchen and locked the door.
"Suze wait!" Shutonio yelled.
At this point Jeice entered, clasping the TV remote contols in one hand, and a bag of gummy worms in the other. "Oh goodie! Teletubbies is on!" He ignored Shutonio and Zarbon's cries for him to change the channel, sat down and began singing the Teletubbies theme tune.
By Shutonio and Suze
