You're a Yami no Matsuei fan if...
Yeah, this list is endless to add to, but it's fun, especially if you have shounen-ai reasons. LOL, add to it if you want and we'll give you credit by emailing Holli. All listed here are by BuddhaFrog, MorningStar, and Holli. I (Holli) am guilty of ALL of them, except maybe 3, because I'm unlucky. :(
2. If you've read all of the YnM manga and/or bought it all
3. If you have a subscription to Hana to Yume
4. You make shounen-ai couples in the series (especially TsuzukixHisoka and TatsumixWatari)
5. You make YnM fanart
6. You look at YnM fanart
7. You write YnM fanfiction
8. You read YnM fanfiction
9. You purchase and/or read YnM doujinshi
10. You make YnM doujinshi
11. You make a YnM shrine/site/page
12. You debate the "size" of YnM characters
13. You've been up till 5 in the morning with friends brainstorming and writing fanfiction
14. You made this list or are reading it
15. You think Muraki is a fucking bitch boy who needs his ass kicked...or you just really like him...*uneasy sweatdrop*
16. You get mad when someone screws up the eyecolor of a character (since they're so vivid in this series)
17. You have other YnM materials (i.e. pencilboards, characterbook, cards, other junk)
18. You like the name "Yami no Matsuei" better than "Descendants of Darkness", hell, even "Descendant of the Dark" is better than that!
19. You prefer the sub to the dub
20. You can't watch the dub of Yu-Gi-Oh! without yelling, "It's Tsuzuki!"
21. You are in either of these groups...you think Hisoka's a little bitch, who needs to be destroyed and is practically a girl, or you respect the character, and admit he has issues (like any other character of this series!)
22. You debate if it would EVER be possible for Tatsumi to be an uke
23. You have fun pissing off Tatsumi
24. You're happy when Tsuzuki gets his sweets
25. You think Muraki is one of the best villians ever, but you hate him as a character because of his personality and motavations
26. You give theme songs to characters
27. You debate Hisoka's hair color
28. You TRULY WONDER if the characters AREN'T actually GAY
29. You hate Hijiri (no competition for Hisoka!)
30. You really hate Tsubaki-hime
31. You know the difference between shinigami and shikigami
32. You ask a friend about random Japanese words and phrases
33. You scare people with your obsesssion
34. You randomly yell "Baka" at friends and laugh it up
35. You made fans out of other people and managed to have actually boys watch the series
36. You take fanfiction challenges very seriously (i.e. how to make Hisoka drunk and strip-tease IN CHARACTER)
37. Coffee becomes your new best friend on those late nights fanfiction writing
38. You label Tsuzuki as a manic-depressant
39. You psycho-analyze all the characters
40. You wonder what really happened in Tatsumi's past?
41. You wonder how Watari died (explosion anyone?)
42. You REALLY wondered WHAT THE HELL Tsuzuki did that was so bad in his past! (Forbidden love, connections to the Chief, the Count, and Enma...many dead b/c of him...? C'mon, we want to know, dammit!)
43. You wonder if Tatsumi is actually older than Tsuzuki, and wander what his perpetual age is
44. For that matter, you wonder what year Tatsumi died, since you're NEVER TOLD!
45. You remember dates b/c it's a character's birthday
46. You go off on random tangents about YnM facts b/c you're pissed b/c you DON'T KNOW, and ARE NEVER TOLD!
47. You wonder how much more explicit your fanfiction or especially your fanart is going to go
48. You love Hakushaku (count/earl)
49. You think Tsuzuki looks like Mulder off X-Files at the end of the opening
50. You look up voice actors (Japanese and English) and have a really good laugh (so many of the Japanese were also in Trigun and Ai no Kusabi. LOL)
51. Your finger nails are set with themes, according to your favorite YnM pairings! (Holli's were alternating metallic purples and greens for two weeks to match Tsuzuki and Hisoka's eyecolors!)
52. You get ticked when a fanfiction was written by someone who is either 12 or has no fucking idea what they're talking about
53. You discuss about how many times you logically think the characters could hit orgasm
54. You hate sites that are unfair about not hosting fanfiction with NC-17 ratings
55. You're sure you're going to burn to hell for coming up with this stuff
56. You really wonder why Hisoka's mother has been pregnant that long...yay current storylines!
57. You think it's a real shame that the St. Micheal arc wasn't animated...heh, heh, heh.
58. You love the anime, but unfortunately see all the plot flaws when the story was turned from manga to anime (Tsuzuki running everywhere instead of teleporting/flying, and etc.)
59. Even though you like the manga better than the anime, you like the anime better than the manga for being more blantantly romantic between Tsuzuki and Hisoka (even Tatsumi and Tsuzuki)
60. New pets, computers, and accessories get named after characters (Holli's cat's name is Hisoka!)
61. When asked to make up a four digit identification code for a class, you selet 0003
62. You wonder if Tsuzuki is just a really bad cook or just has really bad tastes
63. When you and a group of friends yell out in a room "Hurrah Puppy-boy and Kitty-boy forever!" only you and select few know what the hell you're talking about
64. You hold personal pride in seeing that the dvd boxset release in the U.S. calls Hisoka "Brash and beautiful" right on the cover (even though Hisoka's a boy...) and completely embraces the whole shounen-ai-ness of the series
65. You yell random YnM trivia at your fellow YnM fanfriends
66. You discuss YnM on numerous online forums
67. You're part of a YnM mailing list
68. You are disturbed by Hisoka's "death" scene in the anime, even though it's one of the prettiest and most impressive sequences in the series
69. You are MAJORILY pissed with the added line in the Touda fire scene in the dub
70. You just really, really, really wish that Yoko would make Tsuzuki and Hisoka a couple officially! C'mon already!
71. You're sad that most of the humor was cut out when the manga was turned into an anime
72. You wish more of the manga would be animated with numerous more seasons!
73. You have had a discussion about how Watari must have been a hippie, 'cause he was in his 20s in the seventies. Figured he tried to invent the gender changing forumula, accidently invented meth, and the explosion killed him. LOL so, his life's work is unfinished....
74. You laugh at the little white censor bars that show up quite frequently when reading your YnM doujinshi, that cover hardly nothing.
75. You make tshirts since no one sells them! (heh heh heh)
76. You play rpgs with the characters...and they're interesting to say the least (ORCE!)
77. You debate on which YnM character would be what in a rock band
78. You think the idea of Watari and Tatsumi locking Hisoka and Tsuzuki in a room together for their own 'good' is funny... and throw all the toys in with them as well as the occasional fuku for Hisoka (Yes, my friend and I did this)
79. You submitted to this list because you have ideas for it
80. You'll pair Hijiri off with ANYONE to get him away from Tsuzuki, even if it means cross-overing the series
81. Your best friend and you cross-play as Tsuzuki and Hisoka, with a third friend wandering around as Oriya, another as Muraki and so on and so forth
82. You scare your Tsuzuki-cross-playing-friend with the idea that Watari (or even Wakaba) owns an adult mag, which all the juicy pics from Ju-Oh-Chou go into
83. You want to cosplay as Wakaba at Yaoi-con just so you can see who everyone else thinks Terazuma should go with (will it be Wakaba or one of the cuties of the series? *Wink*)
84. You spend time wondering why no one ever wonders about the similarity in appearance between Tsuzuki and Terazuma
85. You whine because Terazuma didn't get enough screen time in the anime
86. You watch Hisoka's death sequence and are about the only person in the room not traumatized by it
87. You watch the entire series in one night, in Hong Kong dubs (before the US release) after a three day anime convention
88. You oggle the eyes... It's all about the eyes...
89. You hear Hisoka's dub voice and fall off the couch with a loud "AAACK!!!"... And then get laughed at by the friends who sat you down to watch it, knowing you would freak at the voice
90. You spend days making ribbons for your Wakaba costume that will actually flow THROUGHOUT the hair
91. Your Hisoka costume shirt is so bright your Tsuzuki exclaims "My God that IS orange!" and then proceeds to wonder at you for having all the alternate orange bars and a pocket added to the shirt when you're mostly wearing a jean jacket
92. You cosplay Hisoka at work on Halloween
93. You cosplay Hisoka at a convention and tell not one, but four, Tsuzuki's "No!" while receiving puppy-dog-eyes... and are promptly called "Hidoi" by 4 Tsuzuki's
94. You feel sorry for Oriya. He deserves Muraki
95. You want to fanfic a story where Oriya gets Muraki, but can't come up with a way to do it which leaves them in character
96. You have half the Ju-Oh-Chou cast in your head... some nights partying
97. You want 003
1. If you seen all of the YnM anime and/or bought it all
The items in this section were submitted by Ryoma! Thanks, Ryo-chan!
