Quotes:
My favorite. Garcia's explanation of how pidgeons are going to take over the world.
"Pidgeons, natures city scavengers, lead simple lives. They wait for us to drop food or throw it away. However, after countless centuries and millennia, these docile creatures will rise up...vastly outnumbering humans and being able to survive off the meagerest of meals, eating almost any substance imaginable. They truly are superior to us."
Now I Lay Me Down to Study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, Just lay my bones in the Study Hall. Tell my prof. I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take. -Kim and Sammy
what could you say? you could say, "garcia you are the greatest and even though slavery was abolished at the end of the civil war, i will be your slave forever." - Garcia
" So I realized today class isn't actually that bad, and it is fun learning and I want to go. Then I kicked myself in the balls because that is the dumbest thing I have ever thought of" - Garcia
"Sleep, you have eluded me. No problem, I will finally capture you tonight, you bastard. Until then, time, my archnemesis, it is time I waste you...." - Garcia
"Ok well I am going to chill for a bit. Remember I own your sould until you come out with us tomorrow" -Garcia
"I think the world must be imploding or something. I think it has to do with squirrels...or monkeys...or pidgeons...they're all evil" - Garcia I believe
"Pidgeons, however, once they evolve, they will be the end of us" - Garcia
"You missed the magnificence that was my pasta mountain" - Kim
"I ate enough to feed a small village in China. No joke!" - Kim
"OMG if I have to write another paper I'm going to snap and kill a chicken" - Freya
"Well even still, I am so awesome, you can still be almost infinitely awesome" - Garcia
"Guess what I have.....Sugarcookies!!" - Sammy
"I thought it would be nice to lie down and close my eyes. It never occured to me that I am already asleep." - Garcia
"With our powers combined, we are a butterfly." - Me and Sammy
"What can I do you for?" - Sammy
"I cant breathe! Maybe thats because I'm holding my nose and covering my face!" - Sammy
" My name is funny. The S looks like a dragon." - Sammy
"Monkeys love your mother" - Sammy
"I can't sleep theres a monkey in my closet." - Sammy. See a pattern here?
"Banging out a paper. Haha i said bang..." - Garcia
"Are you a compulsive hairbrusher? Yes I am" - Kim
"Are you a mexican or a mexican't" - Johnny Depp
"I just took a shot of caramel!" - Kim
"Can you see me Jeffy? Yes Johnny poo" - Kim's boyfriend and his best friend
