Things that people say about pokemon
when geodude cracks on the ground, he has mashed patatoes inside of him ~~~ ludiculo is a dancing pineapple ~~~ execute is a carton of expired eggs with eyes ~~~ pikachu is an electric rat that jumped in a pool of yellow paint ~~~ whats up with the last names? Ash KETCHUM misty WATERFLOWER tracey SKETCHIT?? ~~~ ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************* Ash was so stupid that he sold his Gameboy to buy Poke`mon Red Version. Ash was so stupid that he stole free samples Ash was so stupid that when his mom said, "its chilly outside", He ran outside with a bowl and spoon Ash was so stupid that he failed preschool Ash was so stupid he walked in a Gyarados`s mouth. Ash was so stupid that when Misty said, "Im cuter than you", he responded, " Im uglier than you!" Ash was so stupid that he bought a $600.00 printer for the free ink packs. >> Ash was so stupid that he picked a fight with Mewtwo. Ash was so stupid that he broke into his own house. Ash is so stupid that he shot himself in the head to see what it would feel like. Ash was so stupid that he stood there, looking up at the sky and next to the building on 9/11. After the building was bombed, he didnt know where the building went. Ash is so stupid that if you shut the door in the room he was in, he would get lost. Ash was so stupid that he took a walk in a mental institute(there were psychos running around everywhere with knives). Ash was so stupid that he gave team rocket his Pikachu as a christmas present. Ash was so stupid that when someone came to his door and said, " You just won a million dollars! Will you accept?" he said, "No thank you" and shut the door. Ash was so stupid that he robbed money from his own bank account. Ash was so stupid that he buried his dead dog in the indian burial ground (you wouldent understand this joke unless u saw the movie, Pet Sematary or read the book by Stephen King). Ash was so stupid that he asked for change for a penny. ---------------------------Misty Jokes------------------------------------------------------------- Misty was so nasty that she ran around naked to get attention. Misty was so stupid that on a job application she signed, "Super Ditz" on the name line. Misty was so stupid that she told her water Poke`mon to play in a power plant. Misty was so stupid that she thought it was a crime to streak in a nude beach. Misty was so stupid that she ate her goldeen `cus she thought she`d starve in a grocery store. Misty was so stupid that her mother sued her. Misty was so ugly that she killed a whole band by smiling. Misty was so stupid that she played in fire. Misty was so nasty that she gave her teddy bear a lap dance. Misty`s mom was so old that she saw the great pyramids being built. Misty was so stupid that she accidentally threw her horsea in a high voltage box. well, thats all for now. Tune in and read more in the future
