Film and Television Quotes

There’s always a bigger fish. – Qui-Gon Jinn, ‘Star Wars: Episode 1’

Life is like a movie, only you can't pick your genre. – Billy Loomis, ‘Scream’

Timeline? This is no time to talk about time. We don’t have the time! – Deanna Troi (drunk), ‘Star Trek: First Contact’

Some magic’s real. – Cole Sear, ‘The Sixth Sense’

You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity. – Buzz Lightyear, ‘Toy Story’

Dude, you’re a dude! – Jesse, ‘Dude, Where’s My Car?’

Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans. No more merciful beheadings. And call off Christmas. – Sheriff of Nottingham, ‘Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves’

It’s so quiet up here you can hear a mouse get a hard-on. – Ernie, ‘Continental Divide’

No disrespect intended sir, but shove it up your ass. – Zebulon Grant, ‘The Last Samurai’

I don’t care if he’s rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he’s rich and thin! – Jack McFarland, “Will and Grace”

Sex is a drug, Karen. I should know, I’m a licensed dealer. - Jack McFarland, “Will and Grace”

No, he is not laughing at you. He is laughing with me, who is laughing at you. – Grace Adler, “Will and Grace”

Grace! It’s Christmas for goodness sake! Think about baby Jesus; up in that tower, letting his hair down… so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter! – Karen Walker, “Will and Grace”

Well, let me ask you this. Shut up. – Chief Wiggum, “The Simpsons”

The knee bone’s connected to the… something. The something’s connected to the… red thing. The red thing’s connected to my wristwatch… uh oh. – Dr Nick (singing while operating), “The Simpsons”

First you will know pain. Then you will know fear. Then you will die. Have a nice flight. – G’Kar, “Babylon 5”

There is always a clue. – Gil Grissom, “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”

It looks like these guys went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. – Gil Grissom, “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”

Nigel, get off your brother’s head. – Kate Baker, ‘Cheaper by the Dozen’

We’re police officers, we’re not trained to handle this kind of violence. – Anon, ‘Demolition Man’

Love is lust with temporary insanity thrown in. – Traci, ‘Four Knights in Knaresborough’

You’re a creature of the night, Michael. My own brother a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out. – Sam, ‘The Lost Boys’

Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time, it’s just not worth it. – Danny Vinyard, ‘American History X’

Into the belly of the beast... and out of the demon's ass. – Manfred Powell and Alex West, 'Lara Croft: Tomb Raider'

May flights of devils wing you to your death. – Claudia, 'Interview with the Vampire'

Half my heart, to make you whole. It's strength to purify your weakness. – Draco, 'Dragonheart'

I am insane, and you are my insanity. – James Cole, 'Twelve Monkeys'

I am the writing on the wall, I am the whisper in the classroom. Without these things I am nothing. – The Candyman, 'Candyman'

Dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you. – Max California, '8mm'

Two rules for an easy life. 1 - Never sweat the small stuff. 2 - Everything is small stuff. – Ernest Ironplume, 'Pontiac Moon'

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in. – Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Look, I'm not the one with the problem, ok? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. They take one look at me and go "Ahh, look a big, stupid, ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me and that's why I'm better off alone. – Shrek, 'Shrek'

So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in. – Chuck Noland, 'Cast Away'

This is called a banana split. It is quite possibly one of the greatest things in the universe. – Wesley Crusher, "Star Trek: The Next Generation"

Can't talk, must eat. – Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end. – Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

As for you, Mr West. Not everything calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everyone's dead try to ask a question or two. – President Grant, 'Wild Wild West'

You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you dream will be used against you in a court of law. – Dooley, 'K-911'

When in doubt, throw rocks. – Forrest Gump, 'Forrest Gump'

Wasn't here, didn't see anything, couldn't have stopped you. – Rupert Giles, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

Without disappointment, you can't appreciate victory. – Memphis Raines, 'Gone in Sixty Seconds'

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. – Homer Simpson, “The Simpsons”

After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. – Spock, "Star Trek"

I used to be with it. But then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't it and what’s 'it' seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you. – Abe Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Why should I trade one tyrant 3000 miles away for 3000 tyrants one mile away? – Benjamin Martin, 'The Patriot'

Why would anyone want fame and fortune when you could have the stars at night and a friend by your side? – Geraldine Granger, "The Vicar of Dibley"

The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to. – Ally McBeal, “Ally McBeal”

Marriage is like living with your best friend, except he lets you touch his boobs. – Homer Simpson, “The Simpsons”

You don't smell human. – Angel, "Angel"

One more thing! – Uncle, "Jackie Chan Adventures"

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. – Verbal Kint, 'The Usual Suspects'

You think you know, who you are, what's to come... you've only just begun. – Tara McClay, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

The road to redemption is a rocky path. – Angel, "Angel"

The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. – Dawn Summers, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

Never stop seeking what seems unattainable. – Captain Jonathon Archer, "Star Trek: Enterprise"

I'd rather be the prisoner of a gentleman than a free man in a world gone mad. – Anon, "Monarch of the Glen"

Life is more fun when it's messy. – Irene Roberts, "Home and Away"

Seize the moment, cause tomorrow you might be dead. – Dawn Summers, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

You gotta learn to laugh, that's the way to true love. – Michael, 'Michael'

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. – Christian, 'Moulin Rouge'

I'm glad I came here you know. I been all wrong about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I just have to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up and torture her 'til she loves me again. – Spike, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

Sex is like cuddling, only damper. – Anon, "Coupling"

No matter what the price, never give up on love. – Luis Antonia Vargas, 'Original Sin'

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. – Sean Archer/Castor Troy, 'Face/Off'

I would rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than an eternity without it. – Seth, 'City of Angels'

That thing, that moment when you kiss someone everything becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realise that that person is the only person you are supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift, and you wanna laugh and you wanna cry because you feel so lucky you have found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time. – Josie Geller, 'Never Been Kissed'

The only thing greater than the power of the mind is the courage of the heart. – Tagline, ‘A Beautiful Mind’

Buildings burn, people die. But real love lasts forever. – Anon, ‘The Crow’

This guy doesn’t live in the real world. He has principles. – Bennet Hoenicker, ‘Flubber’

Hate put me in prison. Love’s gonna bust me out. – Rubin Carter, ‘The Hurricane’

Oh man, you scared the crap outta me. See, there it is. – Rodney the Guinea Pig, ‘Doctor Doolittle’

As a side effect, the sharks got smarter. – Dr Susan McCallisater, ‘Deep Blue Sea’

You wait your whole life for a single moment, and then one day it’s tomorrow. – Dr Susan McCallister, ‘Deep Blue Sea’

Nature can be lethal, but it doesn’t hold a candle to man. – Russell Franklin, ‘Deep Blue Sea’

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff will comfort me. Surely through this your mercy will follow me, all the days of my life. Cause I carry a big stick, and I’m the meanest mother-fucker in the valley. Two sharks down, Lord, and one demon fish to go. – Sherman “Preacher” Dudley, ‘Deep Blue Sea’

You are protected by the enormity of your stupidity, for a time. – Madame Sebastian, ‘Notorious’

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out? – Ian, Wallace, ‘What A Girl Wants’

I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious. – Artie Henderson, “The Norm Show”

I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day ‘Armageddon’. The end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us tonight need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service. The human thirst for excellence, knowledge; every step up the ladder of science; every adventurous reach into space; all of our combined technologies and imaginations; even the wars that we’ve fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history; through all of the wrong and the discord; through all of the pain and the suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls travelling into the heavens. And may we, citizens the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you. – President, ‘Armageddon’

I'm out here with a pig and a chicken and a bear and a dog and a… thing, whatever Gonzo is. – Kermit the Frog, ‘The Muppet Movie’

A wise butler sees nothing, hears nothing, and takes detailed notes for his book. – Geoffrey, “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”

Why make trillions if you can make billions? – Dr Evil, ‘Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery’

There is only one thing left to do. I must go have sex and wait for something to randomly happen. – Leon Phelps, ‘The Ladies Man’

No matter what you do for them, eventually they will hate you. – Green Goblin, ‘Spiderman’

The old dreams were good dreams; they didn’t work out, but I'm glad I had them. – Robert, ‘The Bridges of Madison County’

A woman is beautiful when she is loved, and only then. – Job, ‘Dr Skeffington’

You’re not eating enough. One must not let vanity overrule appetite. – Queen Victoria, ‘Mrs Brown’

I will conduct myself as your mistress, just as soon as I am your wife. – Anne Boleyn, ‘Henry VIII’

I know we were meant to be together. The strands of our lives are woven together and neither the world nor time can tear them apart. – Jennie Appleton, ‘A Portrait of Jennie’

I'm dishonest. You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you got to look out for. You never know when they’re going to do something really stupid. – Captain Jack Sparrow, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

You like pain? Try wearing a corset. – Elizabeth Swann, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

I should have told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you. – Will Turner, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

Now bring me that horizon. – Captain Jack Sparrow, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner, you’re in one. – Captain Barbossa, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’

When you’re dead and buried in the grass, I’ll dig you up and fuck you in the ass. – Anon, ‘Jerry Springer: The Musical’

I’d rather die tomorrow, than live a hundred years without knowing you. – John Smith, ‘Pocahontas’

When the little guy doesn’t know he’s a little guy, he can do great big things. – Charles Howard, ‘Seabiscuit’

Facing my fear, I'm facing my fear. Hear that fear? I’m facing you. – Willow Rosenberg, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

The key to a woman’s heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time. – William Forrester, ‘Finding Forrester’

Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want. – Patrick Verona, ’10 Things I Hate About You’

If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer. – Ace Ventura, ‘Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls’

I know what I'm worth and any man who spends any time with me better know it too. – Nell, “Charles II: The Power and The Passion”

I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honour you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think are, like a sea captain or something? – Anya, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

We like to talk big, vampires do. “I’m going to destroy the world.” That’s just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It’s all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. A real passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye Piccadilly, Farewell Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying? - Spike, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

You gotta give me something to do. There’s no way I’m sleeping. Don’t you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed. – Faith, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I like you. You’re funny, and you’re nicely shaped. And frankly, it’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock. Please remove your clothing now. – Anya, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I’ve got muscles you’ve never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you’d beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. – Faith, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

Buffy, we’ve got important work here. A lot of filing, giving things names. – Riley Finn, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

I’m mortal now. I have a mortal body. And I’m so hungry! – Angel, “Angel”

I really can't divulge to you what I read in another being. But I can tell you what I overhead in the men’s room. – Lorne, “Angel”

I still hunt vampires, but if this job has taught me anything, it’s that there’s things a lot worse out there than a set of teeth. – Charles Gunn, “Angel”

My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken. – Angel, “Angel”

There is a design, Angel. Hidden in the chaos as it may be, but it’s there and you have your place in it. – Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, “Angel”

She was vague to the point that I suspect she doesn’t have a clue. – D’Argo, “Farscape”

God creates Dinosaur. God destroys Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaur. Dinosaur eats Man. Woman inherits the earth. – Various, ‘Jurassic Park’

There is nothing like a long kiss, other than an even longer kiss. – Geraldine Granger, “The Vicar of Dibley”

I’m too old to live forever. – David Talbut, ‘Queen of the Damned’

Certainty of death, small chance of success. What are we waiting for? – Gimli, ‘Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King’

You’re living in the past father, this is the 14 century. – Prince Philip, ‘Sleeping Beauty’

Put me down, put me down! Pick me up, pick me up! – Jane, ‘Tarzan’

Let me get this straight. You know her and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone’s okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING? – Timon, ‘The Lion King’

If you hold anything back, I’ll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you’re bending the truth, I’ll kill ya. If you forget anything, I’ll kill ya. In face, you’re going to have to work very hard to stay alive. Now do you understand everything I’ve said. Because if you don’t, I’ll kill ya. – Rory Breaker, ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’

I don’t want to talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! – Taunts from the Frenchmen, ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’

Consequences, schmonsequences. As long as I’m rich. – Daffy Duck

One Timex watch; broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. – Prison guard, ‘The Blues Brothers’

I would kill for her. I would die for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez, ‘The Adams Family’

You are everything I never knew I always wanted. – Alex Whitman, ‘Fools Rush In’

Can I really touch you?
I shall die if you don’t. – Nan King and Kitty Butler, “Tipping the Velvet”

Bang your head against a brick wall long enough: it feels great when you stop. – Dennis Rickman, “Eastenders”

I will have my vengeance. In this life or the next. – Maximus, ‘Gladiator’

Sir? The override. It’s been overridden. – ‘Armageddon’

I’ll see everyone tomorrow promptly at tennish. – Jack McFarland, “Will and Grace”

I’ll just jump off that bridge when I come to it. – Buffy Summers, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

Children are the future. Today belongs to me. – “The Simpsons”

I want to vanish inside your kiss. – Christian, ‘Moulin Rouge’

Why live life from dream to dream and dread the day that dreaming ends. – Satine, ‘Moulin Rouge’

Do unto others, before they do unto you. – Igor, ‘Van Helsing’

Even a kick in the ass is forward movement. – Michael Kyle, “My Wife and Kids”

There is only one cure for unrequited love. Chocolate and howling at the moon. – Irene, ‘Jerry Springer: The Opera’

This is the Royal Academy of Science. We don’t need to prove anything. – Lord Kelvin, ‘Around the World in 80 Days’

You know the Golden Rule. He who has the gold, makes the rules. – Ralph Waters, ‘Blank Check’

What makes a noble? His lineage? Or his heart? – Chaucer, ‘A Knight’s Tale’

He’s dead. The spark of his life is covered in shite. His spirit is gone, but his stench remains. – Roland, ‘A Knight’s Tale’

When opportunity knocks, I answer the door. – Phoebe Halliwell, “Charmed”

It is better to be the devil’s right hand, than in his path. – Benny, “The Mummy”

Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough. – Prince Edward, ‘A Knight’s Tale’

Love isn't just a feeling. It’s shaving your balls. – Michelle, ‘American Pie: The Wedding’

A reckless life is the only life worth living, my friend. – Duncan, ‘Crocodile’

I am weak with the women. First they take my eyes, then my heart follows. – Mohammad Ali, ‘Ali’

Knock the ugly off him. It’s gonna take a long time, but you can do it. – Bundini, ‘Ali’

Can you look destiny in the eye without flinching? – Sybil, ‘The Crow: City of Angels’

Sometimes love is stronger than death. – Sarah, ‘The Crow: City of Angels’

Life is just a dream on the way to death. – Sarah, ‘The Crow: City of Angels’

Every angel has a devil. – Judah, ‘The Crow: City of Angels’

Sometimes haystack’s do give up needles. – Gil Grissom, “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”

And if you must make a noise, make it quietly. – Oliver Hardy, ‘Their First Mistake’

Better dead than alone. – Lestat, ‘Queen of the Damned’

Faint heart never won young man. – Esme, “The Royal”

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. – Rabbi Lewis, ‘Keeping the Faith’

The fearless warriors couldn’t make it today, so we came instead. – Dougal, ‘The Magic Roundabout’

It’s like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat. – Milhouse, “The Simpsons”

I know a foolproof way to get out of jail. You only need one thing. A key. – Tyler, “My Hero”

Sometimes truth defies reason. – Adam Meiko, ‘Frailty’

You cannot leave everything to fate, boy. She’s got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand. – Leonardo di Vinci, ‘Ever After’

I had dreamed a dream. Now that dream is gone for me. – Morpheus, ‘Matrix Reloaded’

Could we just for once die without all this bickering? – Joe Sullivan, ‘Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow’

Dude, am I gonna have a hangover? Coz I want one. – Milf guy, ‘American Pie 2’

I see something I want, I get it. The curse of being rich and impatient. – Merril, “Nip/Tuck”

I’m gonna thrash you within an inch of your life. And then I’m going to take that inch. – Wesley, “Angel”

Not that you were the last resort, but I had nowhere else to go. – Cordelia, “Angel”

Violence is not gonna solve a thing alright. On the other hand, it’s kinda festive. – Doyle, “Angel”

Well, he’s gonna have to start wanting things from life whether he wants to or not. – Cordelia, “Angel”

Generally speaking, you can't change a man. What you see is what you get. Scratch the surface and what do you find? More surface. – Cordelia, “Angel”

I can live with losing the good fight, but I cannot live with not fighting it. – Victoria, ‘Black Knight’

I’d rather spend one minute kissing you than the rest of my life knowing I never could. – Jimmy, ‘Bubble Boy’

Madness is in the eye of the beholder. – Francis, ‘Superstition’

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. – Carrie, “Sex in the City”

I’m not giving up. And neither are you. And neither am I. – Dwayne, ‘Rat Race’

The heart does things for reasons that reason does not understand. – Joe, ‘The Princess Diaries 2: A Royal Engagement’

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the knowledge that something else is more important than fear. – Mia, ‘The Princess Diaries 2: A Royal Engagement’

That’s the thing about needs. Sometimes, when you get them met you don’t need them anymore. – Carrie, “Sex in the City”

Even a small light dispells the darkness. – Trance, “Andromeda”

Anger is more useful than despair. – Terminator, ‘T3’

We might laugh at the preferences of others, but we can't do it to their faces. At least, not anymore. – Claire, “Teachers”

Silly Englishman. Make people laugh. – Jennie (re Giles), Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Great. Now we’re all together, let’s split up and look for clues. – Freddie, ‘Scooby Doo: The Movie’

You never really know, but when they know you’ll know, you’ll know? – Crush, ‘Finding Nemo’

I don’t feel so good. Reminds me of the time we tried to eat that guy in the hotdog costume. – Shaggy, ‘Scooby Doo: The Movie’

The only love you know, Sir, is what you act on stage. – Maria, ‘Stage Beauty’

I did kill you. You just didn’t die. – Ned Kynaston, ‘Stage Beauty’

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved. – The Great and Powerful Oz, ‘The Wizard of Oz’

The friendship between England and American has grown stronger. You are the Mini-Me to our Dr Evil. Assisting us in our cranky plans to take over the world. – Marge Simpson, ‘Channel 4’s Alternative Christmas Message 2005’

I’m my father! Oh my god! I’ve tried so hard to not be like my mother, I did not see this coming. – Rachel Greene, “Friends”

If you can't accessorise, pulverise. – Cannon Fodder Gwendy, ‘Small Soldiers’

Son, you can be a prisoner or a casualty. It’s up to you. – Major Chip Hazard, ‘Small Soldiers’

I am Colin, God of sex. I’m just on the wrong continent is all. – Colin, ‘Love, Actually’

You’ve got a lot of guts. Let’s see what they look like. – Major Chip Hazard, ‘Small Soldiers’

Ok Dad, let’s do it. Let’s get the shit kicked out of us by love. – Sam, ‘Love, Actually’

Hiya kids. Here’s an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a popstar and they give you them for free. – Billy Mack, ‘Love, Actually’

I’ll give you anything you ask for as long as it isn't anything I don’t want to give. – President of the USA, ‘Love, Actually’

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it’s not particularly dignified, or newsworthy, but it’s always there – fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the twin towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge – they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around. – David (Prime Minister), ‘Love, Actually’

I love that word “relationship”. Covers all manner of sins, doesn’t it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm… Britain. We may be a small country, but we’re a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham’s right foot. David Beckham’s left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that. – David (Prime Minister), ‘Love, Actually’

I’m afraid you won't be alive long enough to witness the victory of the echo over the voice. – Shin Zon, ‘Star Trek: Nemesis’

I know all there is to know about women. All there is to know. No two are ever alike, and after they meet me, no two are ever the same. – Gigolo Joe, ‘A.I.: Artificial Intelligence’

You ever pull the wings off a fly? Care to see the fly fight back? – Edgar/Bug, ‘Men In Black’

If love was a choice, who would choose such exquisite pain? – Tuptim, ‘Anna and the King’

If you are not the lead elephant, the scenery never changes. – Moonshee, ‘Anna and the King’

Fire at will! – Captain Jean Luc Picard, “Star Trek: The Next Generation”

Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I await the dawn. – Captain Jean Luc Picard, ‘Star Trek: Nemesis’

Who’s brain cell has died of loneliness? – Anne Robinson, “The Weakest Link”

The eyes are the window to the soul they say, but the mouth is the doorway to the furnace room. – Alexx Woods, “CSI: Miami”

You’re not slow. You’re just differently abled. – Ray, “E.R.”

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