Chapter 1: Goin Around the Table
(Setting is a huge room with a fire place and huge round table with eight chairs)
Lantis: Okay Welcome, Welcome, I'd like to open up this meeting of the League of Bishonenary Gentleman by going around the table, saying your name, and... favorite ice cream!
Shirahime: Favorite Ice Cream! What is this Kindergarden?
Lantis: Who invited you! Your not even a man!
Shirahime: Mina Harker wasn't a man.
Lantis: Fine, lets do... name and... specialty! Is that okay Ms. Critical?
Shirahime: Yes.
Lantis: Okay I'll start us off. I'm Lantis and I'm the leader.
Kazuhiko: Why are you the leader! I have more military experience than you, and besides, I'm older than you.
Lantis: How old are you?
Kazuhiko: Thirty-Six!
Lantis: Then trust me, I am MUCH older than you. CASE CLOSED!
Koryu: Koryu, Aerial Expert.
Rath: I'm Rath, Co-Leader, Tactical Expert, and Comic Relief!
Lantis: You can't have three jobs!
Shirahime: Shut up!
Lantis: Yes ma'am.
Kazuhiko: Kazuhiko Faye Ryu, I'm stealth advisor.
Kamui: I'm Kamui, artillery expert.
Tamahome: Tamahome, Odd Jobs, Mint and Chip.
Everyone: Huh?
Shirahime: Shut up!
Tamahome: Favorite Ice Cream! Duh!
Everyone: *Sweat Drop*
Selieze: Selieze, Enterta...
Lantis: Your not a Bishonenary Gentleman!
Shirahime: We're not even sure if your a gentleman!
Lantis: GUARDS!
(Guards come in)
Lantis: Take him away!
(guards take Selieze)
Selieze: I AM A GENTLE MAN!! I AM A...
(doors close as Selieze is pulled down the halls raving)
Lantis: Now lets continue.
Shirahime: Shirahime, Transportation and puppeteer of this sad man we call a leader.
Lantis: WHAT!
(Shirahime Glares)
Lantis: EEEP!
(Shirahime smiles evilishley)
Lantis*looks at final chair and sees it is turned so no one can see*: That leaves the final chair who is...
(looks down list)
Lantis: HOLY CRAP!!!!!! NOOOOO! NOT HIM!!!
Shirahime: Shut up!
Lantis: Do we really need him?
Shirahime: Yes.
(Chair turns around to reveal Nokoru)
Nokoru: Yes it is I! Nokoru Imonoyama! I thought it'd be fun to go and help different countries.
Lantis: YOUR BARELY ELEVEN! YOUR BARELY A BISH!!!
Nokoru: I'm still your only paycheck currently.
Everyone*some version of this*: Why'd you have to bring that up.
Lantis: So what exactly is the mission?
Nokoru: Ummmmm, I don't know, I figured we could ask around, I hear England has a problem!
Everyone:*Anime Faint*
Hikage: That was quite fun to write! a nice adventure from Blue Lightning. Will continue! Stay Tuned for the next chapter:
Chapter 2: WHERES THE DOCK?!?!
Lantis: SHIRAHIME! Are't you gonna get out and help us?
Shirahime: My car, my bar.
Lantis: Come on!
Shirahime:*murderously* No.
Hikage: SHIRAHIME GET OUT THE CAR!!!
Shirahime: Oh fine.
Lantis: Thanks!
Hikage: No problem mate!
Lantis: Cheerio!
*Hikage leaves*
Shirahime: Now that we've finished English hour here.
Lantis: Come on, we need to find the dock.
Shirahime: YOU IDIOTS!
*entire league looks at her*
Shirahime: ITS RIGHT THERE!
*points behind where League was looking*
Kamui: I say we blast the guy who told us the dock was on the north side of town!
Shirahime: YOU IDIOT!!*hits Kamui with frying pan*
Kamui: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!
Shirahime: THAT IS THE NORTH SIDE OF TOWN!
Kamui: Then who told us to look that way?
*Kamui looks at Lantis*
Lantis: Why are you looking at me?
Kamui: Not you! Behind you!
*everyone looks beyond Lantis and sees a man in a trench coat and hat*
Kazuhiko: Who is that?
*Kazuhiko jumps up behind figure and pulls hand behind back*
Tamahome:*takes off trench coat and hat to reveal Selieze*
Selieze: Come on guys! Let me be in the league.
Rath: Let me take care of this*Grabs Selieze and kicks him into bay*
Kamui:*gets out Uzi* DIE TRANSEXUAL DIE!*shoots into water*
Shirahime: Your one to talk!
Kamui: HEY!
Shirahime:*murderous glare*
Kamui:eep!
Shirahime: Now lets go to my ship!
Kazuhiko:What ship?
Shirahime: That ship!*points to water and huge submarine comes up*
Tamahome:*-* WOW! Thats pretty!
Lantis: Okay! Now that we have transpo...
*cut off by Kamui*
Kamui: DOES IT HAVE GUNS?!?!?!
Shirahime:*snaps and thousands of gatling guns come up on deck*
Lantis: Good and now that we hav...*cut off by Kamui again*
Kamui: What about missles?!?!
Shirahime:*claps and a missle is shot out of the water and blows up a nearby oil tanker*
Lantis: OKAY! Now that we have....*cut off by Kamui*
Kamui: WHAT ABOUT...*blown into the harbor by Lantis*
Lantis:*holster gun* Okay! Now that we have transportation lets go finish our mission!
Koryu: What is the mission?
Kazuhiko: Yeah what is the mission?
Lantis: Ummmmmmm....... Lets get on the boat!
Hikage: YAY! Chapter two is finally up! I did this during my TA period! Am happy! ^-^
Chapter 3: What is the Mission?
(setting is inside submarine's radio, The League except Shirahime who is in her room trying out the mini-bar, is gathered around an old WWII radio, Lantis is yelling into the radio because it doesnt work so well)
Lantis: NOKORU.... CAN... YOU.... HEAR... ME?
Nokoru:*stands up behind them* Yes I can.
Lantis: WHAT.... IS... THE..... MISSION?
Nokoru: The mission is you esscorting a ship holding the queen of England to Africa.
Lantis: OKAY! WHEN... SHOULD... WE... CONTACT... YOU... NEXT!
Nokoru:*thinking*: I guess you can contact me whenever.
Lantis: YOU.... MEAN... YOUR.... KEEPING.... THE RADIO.... ON... ALL... THE... TIME? ISN'T.... THAT.... UNSAFE.... FOR SECURITY.... REASONS?
Nokoru: What do you mean keep my radio on, We're all members of the league.
*league turns around*
League: LANTIS!
Lantis: Uh-oh.
*Lantis runs away*
*League runs after*
Nokoru: Hikage, take it away!
Hikage: Thank you! And now for the line!
Hikage: Oooh this was fun to write! Am happy! I think this deserves another pinky dance! Nokoru would you like to join me?
Nokoru: Yes!
*Nokoru and Hikage pinky dance*
Chapter 4: Escorting Her Majesty
*setting is outside the throne room in Buckingham Palace*
Lantis: Now League, We are dealing with royalty, so be civilised!
Shirahime: In short, Rath no burping, Kamui no burning, Kazuhiko you are not to ask the queen if she wants to watch you change, Koryu no picking your nose, Lantis.... no. Oh and Tamahome, no trying to sell her magazine subscriptions.
Tamahome: ahhhhh.
*League walks in to throne room, throne is turned around so you cant see the queen*
Lantis: Your highness *bows* we have come to escort you to Africa.
*He sees a hand on the arm rest holding a bottle of wine.*
Lantis: Dear Lord it's you!
*chair turns around fast*
Yuuko*patheticaly*: Don't be so mean to a sickly old women.
Watanuki: You were drunk again! Its amazing how much alcohol this woman can drink.
Maru: Don't be mean to master.
Moro: Yeah! Master is sick.
Watanuki: Drink this. *gives her bottle of Eki-Yabe*
Yuuko: Ahk, that stuff, well in it goes *downs bottle*
Lantis: Excuse me we were supposed to be meeting the queen!
Yuuko: I AM the queen! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shirahime:*whacks Lantis with fan* I cant beleive you don't know your royalty!
Yuuko: YES! Now I hope you have transportation.
Shirahime: Of course your majesty!
*Shoujo-ai alert*
Yuuko:*taking down sign* You naughty naughty naughty people you! To think I, the Queen of England, would indulge in such acts.
Lantis: Okay get on the boat, the faster we get to Africa the faster we can try and find a worthy job.
Hikage:*smacks Lantis with fan* How dare you insult her majesty! Well you know what the appearance of me means! YES! its:
