This is as Nyaasu-like of a song there is. Nyaasu sings humor lines in
the song but, if you read it carefully, it's really quite sad.
Words you may need help with since this is written the way Nyaasu talks
in the English dubb: Easta=Easter, chawclate=chocolate, a-yea'=of year,
New Yea's=New Years, tirty-foist=thirty-first, rader=rather,
surproise=surprise, ois=eyes, Juloi=July, woild=world, toime=time,
brodahood-brotherhood, broda=brother[duh], moda=mother, toikeys=turkies,
Tanksgivin'=Thanksgiving.
Nobody don't like Christmas.
It's da happy day dat everybody loves.
It's da snowflakes driftin' down.
It's da folks all over town!
Are trimmin' trees and knittin' gloves.
Some people don't like Easta!
Or da Easta eggs da Easta Bunnies bring.
When da chawclate hits deir lips it goes directly to deir hips.
And dey pack on ten pounds every spring.
But nobody don't like Christmas.
It's da time a-yea' dat everyone adores.
It's holly-jolly everywhere.
Santa's down town in da square!!
And in all dem real high-classed apartment stores!
Some people don't like New Yea's.
December tirty-foist's the night they dread.
They may be blowin' on noise-makers but they're all a bunch of fakers
cuz they rader all be home asleep in bed!
But nobody don't like Christmas.
And it doesn't matter if you're young or old.
It's filled with color and surproise,
As right before your ois,
Da woild lights up in red and green and gold.
Saint Valentines Day is a day ya could HATE,
If you ain't never been out on a date.
And da Fourth of JULOI can be a real drag,
If you can't get no one to salute your flag!!
But nobody DON'T like Christmas.
It's a toime of peace and love and brodahood.
Cuz when ya make peace wit ya broda and you say "I love ya, moda,"
Santa Claus'll know that you been good.
Memorial Day is a day ta FORGET!
And toikeys don't celebrate Tanksgivin' YET!
Saint Patrick's Day is dull.
Arbor Day is borin'!
And who wants to go through all that Yom Kippurin'?
Heh.
But nobody don't like Christmas.
And I'll sing it from da top of every tree.
Yes, nobody don't like Christmas.
I SAY, NOBODY DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS!
And nobody don't like CHRISTMAS!!!
Except me.