Before The Shadows Fade
Eric Stuart is so stupid when he sings as Kojiro. The same goes for "The Christmas Song." He switches between trying to make Kojirou sound like a macho jerk and a gay weirdo throughout the songs. Quite honestly...

[Giovanni:] This is the boss, and I’m sick of waiting! I want Pikachu! And this time don’t screw it up!

[Agents:] Prepare for trouble.
Make it double.
Prepare for trouble.
Make it double.

[James:] We’ll be the richest rogues of all time.
[Jessie:] Creators…of a grand design!
[James:] I’ll be the KING!
[Jessie:] I’ll be the queen!
[Meowth:] I’ll be da joker…of crime!

[Agents:] Prepare for trouble.
Make it double.
[Jessie:] Prepare for TROUBLE!
[Agents:] Prepare for trouble.
[James:] Make it double.
[Agents:] Make it double.

[Jessie:] To protect the world from DEVASTATION!
[James:] To unite all peoples within our nation.
[Jessie:] To DENOUNCE the evils of truth and love!
[James:] To extend our reach to the stars above.
[Jessie:] "Jessie!"
[James:] James.
[Jessie:] Team Rocket
[Jessie & Agents:] BLAST off at the speed of light!
[James & Agents:] Surrender NOW or prepare to fight!
[Meowth:] Dat’s right.

[Agents:] Team Rocket’s rockin’!
Talkin’ trouble,
Walkin’ trouble, (Oh yeah!)
Double trouble,
Big trouble’s gona follow you!

Team Rocket’s rockin’!
Talkin’ trouble,
Walkin’ trouble, (Oo-hu!)
Double trouble,
Big trouble’s gona follow you! (Oo-Oh!)
[Jessie & James:] …We’re gona capture Pikachu!

[Agents:] Prepare for trouble.
[James:] *Laughs*
[Agents:] Make it double.
[Jessie:] PREPARE for trouble!
[Agents:] Prepare for trouble.
[James:] Make it double.
[Agents:] Make it double.

We’re Team Rocket
[James:] We’re Team Rocket and we fight for what’s wrong.
[James & Agents:] For mayhem and madness and rare Pokémon.
[Jessie:] I’m so GORGEOUS!
[James:] I’m always the man.
[Giovanni:] You’re just the players in MY master plan!

[Agents:] Team Rocket’s rockin’!
Talkin’ trouble,
Walkin’ trouble,
Double trouble,
Big trouble’s gona follow you! (Oo! Oh-oh.)

Team Rocket’s rockin’! (Oo-hu!)
Talkin’ trouble,
Walkin’ trouble,
Double trouble,
Big trouble’s (Yeah!) gona follow you!
[Jessie & James:] …We’re gona capture Pikachu!
[James:] *Laugh*

[James & Agents:] We’re always gona try it. No one can deny it.
[Agents:] We can cause a riot in Sunday School
[James:] (OO! A riot!)
[Agents:] and...
[James & Agents:] we’ll have you believin’: truth can be deceivin’!
[Jessie:] ‘Do one to others’
[Jessie, James, & Agents:] is our golden rule!
[James:] *Laugh*

[Jessie:] This is our most INGENIOUS plan ever, if I do say so myself!
[James:] Even we couldn’t screw this one up, "Jessie."
[Meowth:] Would you two STOP yappin’?!! Here dey come!

[Agents:] Prepare for trouble...!

Team Rocket’s rockin’!
Talkin’ trouble,
Walkin’ trouble, (Oo-hu!)
Double trouble,
Big trouble’s gona follow you!

Team Rocket’s rockin’! (Whoo-hoo!) Talkin’ trouble,
Walkin’ trouble,
Double trouble,
Gona capture Pikachu! (Oo! Oh-oh!)

Team Rockets rockin’!
Talkin’ trouble,
[James:] (WALKING trouble.)
[Agents:] Walkin’ trouble,
Double trouble, (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Big trouble is
[Jessie:] *Laugh*
[Agents:] gona follow you!

[Jessie:] Team Rocket’s rockin’!
[Agents:] Talkin’ trouble, (Woo-hu!)
Walkin’ trouble,
Double trouble,
Big trouble!
Gona capture Pikachu!

[Jessie & James:] Team Rocket’s rockin’!
[Agents:] (Yeah, yeah!) Talkin’ trouble,
[James:] (Walking trouble.)
[Agents:] Double trouble,
[Jessie:] (Big trouble!)
[Agents:] is gona follow you! (Oo! Oo.)

Team Rocket’s rockin’!

[Jessie & Meowth:] Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off again!