Seymore: And look! He's still unused and in mint condition!

Ash[-ly]: Waaa! What are ya doin’ Brock?!

Ash: Aren't girlfriends supposed to be built a little... different...?
Brock: Haha... a fantasy is whatever you want it to be, Ash!
{Footnote: Yes, that IS James in the dress...}

And... And... AND...!!! We cut to a commercial break.

Ash: I'm taking ediccat... edukatte... whatever... lessons just for you and you aren't even gona show up at my graduation?!!

*Flashback Ends*
Misty: And that's why Tracey's no longer our cameraman.

Chansey: Chansey Chan Chan Chansey Chan!
(Who knew I’d get free entertainment just by hiring an assistant!)

Ash: I thought you made reservations for the bathouse to be empty.
Brock: I need a beer...

Brock: ...Nevermind the beer... Oh, Ash... I never realized... You were so good to me...
Ash: Wasn't MY hand.

Brock: This'll have all the guys checking you out for sure!
Later that day...
Ash’s Thoughs: Ahahah! Brock knows everything!

James: I've fallen and I can't get up. Lucky meee... ::Drools::

Ash: A Ho-oh!
Brock's Thoughts: Keep your mouth open just like that...

Meowth: Huuuh?! But Skitty, we was just...

The twerps walk in on Jessie and James. Brock is interested in something. You decide which character he is squinting at.

Team Rocket Rule #6 About Building Mecas:
Choose Your Pilot Carefully
James: “…See the sugar bowl do the Tootsie Roll with the big, fat devils food cake. If ya eat too much ooh! Ooh!…”
{Footnote: Those lyrics are from "On The Good Ship Lollipop."}

 
James’s new boyfriend! :P

Jessie: Those costumes of yours desperately lack a sense of style.
Nicolai: I’m a little *busy* here…

Nicolai dumps James for two very attractive passerby. However, from their expressions you can tell that didn’t fare too well so he winded up leaving not too long afterwards.

Brock: Damn!! I missed my chance!!!

After that break-up…
Nicolai: I’m TRYING to show you how to self-love the right way so the LEAST you can do is stop sniffing my butt!