Disclaimer: I really don’t own anything. I have mononucleosis (glandular fever), so send me gifts, please. Please? No go, huh? Okay. Well, obviously I don’t own BtVS or its affiliates. Because, really, do you SEE BtVS in the porno section of your local Blockbuster? I don’t think so. Therefore, I do not own them So there. I also don’t own the Purple Onion, a club in Edmonton, Canada, which I’ve never even been to. But I hear it’s fun. And I liked the name. Hence, the highway robbery of said name.
Rating: Oh, it’s gonna be NC 17, baby. Just give me time.
Summary: AU future fic. You know, I see a lot of Xander as stripper, Spike as…person who woos stripper. I decided to do a stripper fic. But I thought I’d switch it up a little. Like Emeril. Only with less garlic. Because Spike…vampire…ya know. Doesn’t really work, right?
Spoilers: Have you seen Wrecked? If you haven’t seen Wrecked, you might not want to read this. The spoiler is only mentioned a little, and it’s not like, important to this story or anything. Just mentioned.
Archive: If I know where it is, it’s allowed to be there.
Pairing: S/X baby.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Epilogue
