Cup Draw - 17 May 2007

HoopFiend cup 9

Hello and welcome to the Hoopfiend cup draw for the 9th Annual (sort of) Hoopfiend cup.

Todays guest are Kieran (Camera man, although he's since been fired) and of course Julie. There is a slight cameo from Carol when she came in from trying to move somebody's car without having keys (long story).

The first set of photos were terrible! Although some classics, so not wanting to exclude the nice photos, we just took another set and put them in wherever there was a very blurry photo. Now, do not be alarmed at home. This does not affect the validity of the draw. Juju now thinks of all these teams as part of her and has treated the draw with the same passion and professionalism as we have come to expect. So professional and strict was Julie that she took great exception to me holding her box for the draw. 

Group A

  Morg: Take that sour puss off ye, this is supposed to be fun!

Carol: Yea Ju, let the sunshine in why don't ye

Ju: I can't believe we have to take all these again!

Kieran: Erm... I'll make the tea so I guess..

Ju:  Bastun Celtic

Carol: Hang on - that doesn't say Hired Thugs even in Corkonian!!

Morg:  They got renamed and in order to save .0005 of a tree we use the same one

Ju:  He's just a tight arse

Hired Thugs

Ju: Wild GEESE!!!!

Morg:  Respect their decision to be ungrammatical

Wild Gooses

Ju: Aren't you supposed to be putting money IN my bra?!!

Cash Money United

 

Group B

  Ju: Hey, there's something written on the back here... I owe Carol one...

Morg: Wait!... Erm.. how did that get there.

Carol: Yea, I was looking for that!

The Killer Bunnies

Ju: Morgan! It's supposed to be random!  

Morg: I was just... erm.. counting

Ju: Hands off my box.

Carol: Yea! Hands off her box!!

Wolfs Dragoons

Carol: Go Skittlebrau go skitt

Morgan:  Down with that sort of thing - you're supposed to be impartial!

Carol: ... oops.. Hi Barry!

Ju: Ooo ze eck is Skittlebrau?

Skittlebrau

Ju: Once they were anonymous, but now... I don't know...

Carol: Oh right then, who are they?

Ju: Erm...

Morg: Mike

Carol: Does he have a beard?

Morg: Erm... he's a gamer so.... no actually. But good try!

The Anonymous Americans!

 

Group C

  Carol: Does FC stand for Fun Caravan?!!

Morg: Fucking Cunt

Carol: Is that what the FC stands for?

Morg: No... but I felt that I should mention that.

Ju: Isn't this supposed to be your friends playing?

Morg: Yes, I love all them cunts.

Fungarvan FC

Ju: Oh, its a drunken one. Where's the bottle of Absinth

Morg: Steady on, there's lots more to go!

The Drunken Butterflies

Ju: God, all this draw stuff is tiring work!

Morg: Yarruggggghhhhaaah

Lazyhorse11

 

Carol/Morg/Ju: They're justified, and they're ancient and the drive an ice cream van....

Morg: ...In Fungar...van.... lets take it from the top...

Carol: Oh thats terrible...

Ju: Yea Mo, jesus.. way to ruin the moment!

Justified Ancients of Mumu

 

Group D

  Morg: And on special request a kiss for my biggest ginger fan..

Ju: Isn't that my job??

Apoel Comosia

Carol: They're not really your hands are they Morg?

Morg: Course not, ahem

Ju: Erm... why do I feel I'm caught in the middle of something here. This wasn't in the contract!!!

Morg: Yes it is, read it there.. paragraph 13.

The DIRTY Thirteen

Ju: Dar..

Morg: DIE DIE DIE

Carol: Feels like a re-enactment of some Irish mythology

Darkside United

Ju: Oh and its!

Morg: Wait wait, let me get my hat!

*Cheers All Round* (Home turf advantage!)

Sparta Corcaigh

 

 

Group E 

  Ju: Mo, I think you're running a temperature.

Morg: Did you see the draw for group D??? I mean, did you see the...

Ju: Oh get over it. You get excited about these draws every season. They're only games!

Morg: You know NOTHING!

Carol: Yes, he does get a little excited about the whole thing. I'll get his pills...

Ballyvolane Bootboys

Morg: Act drunk now grils..

Girls: Act?

Drunken Wanderers

Ju: Ta daaaa!

Team Splendiferous

 

Morg: This was about as nerdy as we could get Julie on short notice

Carol: Well, its not bad

Kieran: No, that's pretty nerdy. Its like librarian look

Morg: Ok, we can use that.. shoot, and don't fuck it up!

Ju: Erm guys, I'm here...hello... draw?

Ubernerds

 

 

Morg, the box and Julie.

 

Thank you and good night.

 

 

Updated as of Tuesday, 11 September 2007 01:07