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Cup Draw - 17 May 2007
HoopFiend cup 13
Hello and welcome to the Hoopfiend cup draw. Back after a brief interlude last season with a storm and some lovely girls specially selected by the local parish priests to take part in this holy of holiest events.
Todays broadcast is brought to you almost live on mobri.tv by your presenters Claire Zidane and Niamh Baggio who have confessed that they are huge soccer fans and avid supporters of Darkside United. (Although mostly in fear of the scarey man from IT.. how fitting for Darkside)
Without further a do, lets get stuck in....
Group A
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Morg: Take that sour puss off ye, this is supposed to be fun!
Carol: Yea Ju, let the sunshine in why don't ye Ju: I can't believe we have to take all these again! Kieran: Erm... I'll make the tea so I guess.. Ju: Bastun Celtic |
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Carol: Hang on - that doesn't say Hired Thugs even in Corkonian!! Morg: They got renamed and in order to save .0005 of a tree we use the same one Ju: He's just a tight arse Hired Thugs |
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Ju: Wild GEESE!!!! Morg: Respect their decision to be ungrammatical Wild Gooses |
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Ju: Aren't you supposed to be putting money IN my bra?!! Cash Money United |
Group B
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Ju: Hey, there's something written on the back here... I owe Carol
one... Morg: Wait!... Erm.. how did that get there. Carol: Yea, I was looking for that! The Killer Bunnies |
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Ju: Morgan! It's supposed to be random!
Morg: I was just... erm.. counting Ju: Hands off my box. Carol: Yea! Hands off her box!! Wolfs Dragoons |
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Carol: Go Skittlebrau go skitt Morgan: Down with that sort of thing - you're supposed to be impartial! Carol: ... oops.. Hi Barry! Ju: Ooo ze eck is Skittlebrau? Skittlebrau |
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Ju: Once they were anonymous, but now... I don't know... Carol: Oh right then, who are they? Ju: Erm... Morg: Mike Carol: Does he have a beard? Morg: Erm... he's a gamer so.... no actually. But good try! The Anonymous Americans! |
Group C
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Carol: Does FC stand for Fun Caravan?!! Morg: Fucking Cunt Carol: Is that what the FC stands for? Morg: No... but I felt that I should mention that. Ju: Isn't this supposed to be your friends playing? Morg: Yes, I love all them cunts. Fungarvan FC |
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Ju: Oh, its a drunken one. Where's the bottle of Absinth Morg: Steady on, there's lots more to go! The Drunken Butterflies |
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Ju: God, all this draw stuff is tiring work! Morg: Yarruggggghhhhaaah Lazyhorse11
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Carol/Morg/Ju: They're justified, and they're ancient and
the drive an ice cream van.... Morg: ...In Fungar...van.... lets take it from the top... Carol: Oh thats terrible... Ju: Yea Mo, jesus.. way to ruin the moment! Justified Ancients of Mumu |
Group D
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Morg: And on special request a kiss for my biggest ginger
fan.. Ju: Isn't that my job?? Apoel Comosia |
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Carol: They're not really your hands are they Morg? Morg: Course not, ahem Ju: Erm... why do I feel I'm caught in the middle of something here. This wasn't in the contract!!! Morg: Yes it is, read it there.. paragraph 13. The DIRTY Thirteen |
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Ju: Dar.. Morg: DIE DIE DIE Carol: Feels like a re-enactment of some Irish mythology Darkside United |
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Ju: Oh and its! Morg: Wait wait, let me get my hat! *Cheers All Round* (Home turf advantage!) Sparta Corcaigh |
Group E
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Ju: Mo, I think you're running a temperature. Morg: Did you see the draw for group D??? I mean, did you see the... Ju: Oh get over it. You get excited about these draws every season. They're only games! Morg: You know NOTHING! Carol: Yes, he does get a little excited about the whole thing. I'll get his pills... Ballyvolane Bootboys |
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Morg: Act drunk now grils.. Girls: Act? Drunken Wanderers |
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Ju: Ta daaaa! Team Splendiferous
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Morg: This was about as nerdy as we could get Julie on short notice Carol: Well, its not bad Kieran: No, that's pretty nerdy. Its like librarian look Morg: Ok, we can use that.. shoot, and don't fuck it up! Ju: Erm guys, I'm here...hello... draw? Ubernerds |
Morg, the box and Julie.
Thank you and good night.
Updated as of Thursday, 18 December 2008 01:33