This is a list of things that I hate, cannot stand, or just felt like putting here.
- Alarms Clocks
- Answering Machines
- Managers named Paul
- Anyone named Rufus
- People who speed when I go the speed limit
- People who go the speed limit when I speed
- Hardees Commercials
- Semi trucks that cut you off on the interstate
- Annoying little bratty kids that do not stop whining
- American Idol
- Big Brother
- Survivor
- Real World
- Tempt...well, I hate reality shows
- People who like reality shows
- People who think reality shows are actually real
- Know-it-alls (you know who I'm talkin about...they are the ones who sit in the front of the class, and feel the need to give 5 minute responses to every yes/no question the professor asks)
- Professors
- Group Projects
- Assumed tips (when a restaurant adds the tip in on the ticket, expecting you to pay it...no matter how bad the service is)
- Pop Music
- When someone thinks they're cool because they know a band that no one else does
- When someone accuses a band of selling out because other people besides them finds out about the band
- Celeron processors in computers (what a waste)
- The Yankees
- The Mets
- The Giants
- The Jets
- The Knicks
- The Rangers
- The Islanders
- New York in general
- Racists (specifically black racists...example: Jesse Jackson)
- Cameron Diaz
- George W. Bush
- People who lie to me, even when they know that I know they are lying
- My Chemical Romance (I've never actually heard their music, but I'm sure they blow like Monica Lewinsky)
- People who make outdated Monica Lewinsky jokes
- People who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're
- People who don't know the difference between yore, your, and you're
- PeoPle WhO ThINk itS cOOL tO TyPe LIkE ThIs
- PEOPE WHO THINK IT'S OKAY TO TYPE LIKE THIS
- Thieves
- PPL who R 2 stupid 2 type at da word rightly
- Teresea Borneman
- Immoral, loudmouth drug addicts
- Rush Limbaugh (yes, I know, this is just a re-statement of the last one)
- Julia Roberts
- Drunks
- When people "forget" to turn their cell phone in class. How can you forget? For that matter, why the hell do you bring it to class? You're not going to talk on it, and you're not that important.
- Fat people
- Old people who drive 35 mph on the interstate
- Road construction
- Goths
- Punks
- Keanu Reeves
- Napolean Dynamite
- 4-Way stops
- Fashion Trends
- Sweaty People
- Tampon commercials
- The token black person in every tv commercial, show, or movie (the one that really doesn't do anything, other than satisfy those black racists that cry if if there isn't a black person)
- Trashy people (the worst being white trailer park hicks)
- People who live in America and cannot speak the English language
- Jeans
- Creed
- Puddle of Muddle
- Nickelback
- Other people's ringtones (b/c no one ever has a cool ringtone like I do)
- Gas prices
- My car
- SEMO
- Lexmark products
- Kansas Jayhawks
- People who make fun of the Atlanta Braves (when was the last time YOUR favorite baseball team won 14 straight division championships?)
- Notre Dame of Cape Girardeau athletics
- People who wear their baseball cap off to the side
- People who never annunciate their words
- People who talk about themselves like I actually care
- People with too many shoes
- People who never show up on time
- When people say the same things over and over
- When people say the same things over and over
- When people come up to me and talk to me like I know them
- Old people
- Republicans
- People who feel the need to use the word "like" for like every sentence.
- When people say the same things over and over
- Paying $20 for sucky CDs
- The RIAA for making me feel like a loser because I don't pay $20 for their sucky CDs
- Chinese Food
- People who drive Hummers. Just because you can afford the gas prices your vehicles cause, doesn't mean I can. Assholes.
- When I can't think of anything else I hate until after I have finished updating my website.
