"....You don't have to believe me, but this is the way I heard the story...."
[The following stories are NOT true. They could be true in some cases, but as far as we know, these stories are totally made up out of the wonderfully creative minds of our Web-Uplifter Family Members....So Enjoy.....]
°°°°°SweetCakes's Version°°°°°
When I was a kid, I thought that RADIO PROGRAMS came from LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE BACK OF THE RADIO PERFORMING.
The way I found out different was I ASKED MY DAD HOW THEY GOT IN THERE a THOUGHT SO STUPID HE LAUGHED OUT LOUD and then I knew the truth.
I KNEW THEN THAT GROWN UPS DON'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS and went to the BEDROOM and got a RADIO TO CHECK THIS OUT FOR MYSELF. And LOOKED IN THE INSIDE TO SEE NOTHING BUT TUBES AND WIRES, THEN REALIZING ONLY YEARS LATER, THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TELEVISION CAME IN TO ACTUALLY SEE THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE THAT WERE DOING THE PERFORMING.
(I WILL ADD THAT I ALSO BELIEVED IN SANTA CLAUSE AND THE TOOTH FAIRY)
~~~~~Caryl's Version~~~~~
WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I THOUGHT THAT FARMS CAME FROM HEAVEN AND THE WAY I FOUND OUT DIFFERENT WAS I HELPED A FARMER AND THEN WHEN I KNEW THE TRUTH I PRAYED AND WENT TO THE BARN GOT A MACHINE, AND SEEDS AND PRAYED AGAIN FOR AT LEAST A SUMMER!
æææææ-JasonClutch's Version-æææææ
JasonClutch's Version.... When I was a kid, I thought that thunder came from God's stomping feet
and the way I found out different was I looked in a a weather book and then when I knew the truth.
I was shocked and went to the police and got a search warrant and searched the skys for at least a month.
=====CoolJanet's Version=====
When I was a kid, I thought that babies came from a stork and the way I found out different was I read a book and then when I knew the truth I got married and went to the cabbage patch got a baby and kept it for at least a year or two...
:::::Dena's Version:::::
WHEN I WAS A KID,I THOUGHT THAT "HAPPY MEALS" CAME FROM "A MAGICAL CASTLE" AND THE WAY I FOUND OUT DIFFERENT WAS I "GOT" A "JOB THERE" AND THEN WHEN I KNEW THE TRUTH I "WAS DISAPPOINTED" AND WENT TO THE "BOSS AND" GOT "A LOT OF TEASING" AND "EMBARASSMENT" FOR AT LEAST A "MONTH"!!!
+++++BettyBee's Version+++++
BettyBee's Version... When I was a kid, I thought that babys came from storks and the way I found out different was I read a book and then when I knew the truth I laughed and went to the store got pop and shared for at least a second.
†††††TiggerJane's Version†††††
When I was a Kid, I thought that Money came from Money Trees. The way I found out different was I grew up and moved out on my own--A Bold Decision...
Then when I knew the truth I shook my head and went to the Temp Agency and got a second and third job for at least a year..
)))))Kenny Mitchell's Version(((((
When I was a Kid, I thought that I came from another Planet. The way I found out different was I realized that I did not have powers or ablity far beyond that of mortal man. Then when I knew the truth, I covered being normal by acting OUT OF THIS WORLD.
Someday when I grow up I guess I will be human acting, for at least a while.
]]]]]-Holy Girl's Version]]]]]
When I was a kid, I thought that LOVE came from THE BIRDS and the way I found out different was I GOT MARRIED and HAD KIDS and then when I knew the truth I GREW HAPPY and went to the DOCTOR got a BLOOD TEST and "a" REASONABLE ANSWER for at least a YEAR.
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