#1. May the camel of life forever spit tobacco
juice in the eye of the turtle that bites your big toe.
#2. Reality is a wonderful thing for people who choose to live in it.
#3. May a band of Crazed Chiropractors gang crack your back.
Actually, my brother told me that one so I credit him for it.
#4. Elevators do smell different to midgits.
#5. Presactly --> {presicly & exactly}.
#6. If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times,
stupid people shouldn't breath.
#7. May a gang of telephone linemen shimmy up your sister.
ok that wasn't mine either,it's a Johnny Carson throw back,but it's still funny.
More to come when I can remember them....
