Don't Compare a Cows to Your Wifes
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black
eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a
quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her
ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and
while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows
had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's
golf ball......stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey,
this looks like yours!'"
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