Anything For A Drink
A Texan came walking in the saloon one day after spending six hours in the desert.Belowing up to the bar he exclaims"I've been walking in the desert for six hours,and I'm broke as hell,I would do anything for a drink." With that the cowboy at the end of the bar says"If you take a drink out of that spitoon over here I'll buy you any drink you want." The Texan says,"As thirsty as I am I'll do it." and grabs it up and drinks every last drop down.The crowd starts getting ill,and the cowboy says,"Damn it boy,all you had to do was take a little sip,I'd a bought you a drink." The Texan says
"Ya I know but once I tipped it up it all ran out in one stream."
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