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A teacher asked her young students about lit light bulbs. She asked if they had any advice for using a lit light bulb safely.
A little boy raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, "Never stick a lit light bulb in your mouth."
The teacher said, "That is very good advice.
Where did you learn that?"
The little boy replied, "Well, last night I heard my mom say to my dad, 'Turn the light out before you put that thing in my mouth!!"
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