The Tolet and the Drunk
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard. A few
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar. The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You
idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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