No Cheerios
Two brothers, one 6 and the other 4 were in their room talking one
morning.
The 6 year old says to his brother "I think we are old enough to start
swearing so when Mom calls us to breakfast, I'm going to say 'hell' and
you say 'ass', ok?"
The 4 year old agrees and the mother calls them to breakfast.
When the two brothers get to the kitchen, the mother turns to the 6 year
old and says, "What would you like for breakfast?" The 6 year old
replies, "Aww, hell, Mom, I'll take cheerios."
The mother gives the boy a smack across his mouth and he runs up the
stairs screaming.
She turns to the 4 year old and in a very stern voice says, "Now then,
what do YOU want for breafast?"
The 4 year old looks startled and says, "I don't know, but you can bet
your ass it won't be cheerios!"
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